"Do people *do* that?" Libby

"Let's make some magic dammit" Robert

"What's a BJ?" Anonymous

"My stuff is good-like quality, Grade A, you can't get it anywhere else" Mr. Arnold

"We have real jobs, it's not like we do food & beverage" Tye

"I want to get all up in your grill and clean off all the bugs" Landis

"What is this? A building for *ants*? How can we expect to teach kids to read when then can't even fit in the building?" Zoolander

"Well wait, won't our suitcases get wet?" Ms. Jane Wong

"I guess I thought you were like a jersey cow....and I could just get up to milk you every morning" Landis T

"Watchout, you're going to get a ringworm on your nipple" Tyler

"I sent the tube" Amy Jo

"There's no sleeping in Florida" Carolyn

"Can I hepchew" Jane

"I dropped my cup...hardcore" Karen

"That's mines!" Ms. Wong

"I just said ass to my manager" Carolyn

"At 6:52 AM, a roach ran across my face..." Amy JO!

"I had what everybody wanted. A full body shot" Tyler

"Hello Min-heees Room-hates" Prince Charming

"George Glass! He's my buyfriend" Jan Brady in the form of Amy Jo

"Why did you go down on me little snot" Carolyn

"Buckle Up" Jane "Silly Jane, Buckle starts with a B" Libby

"Impromptu Hoe-down" Libby while being egged on by Landis

"I'm gonna get drunk off this spagetti and I'm getting more to" Tye "You're gonna get *wasted*!" Libs

"Buck OFF!" Girl from Pippi Longstocking

"Crazy weird" Mikey

"Crazy awesome!" Mikey

"Libby's shit list: population you" Libby

"So, am I the blonde, brunette, or the redhead?" Me

"I need a cozie, oh is that what that's for?" Mr. Landis

"Girls just want to have fun....*why?* cause it's my new mot-to"Chris Kirkpatrick

"And I thought...who the f**k wants to LIVE on the MOON?" Kevin King

"I almost choked on a worm" Yours Truly

"your hand is wet" she replied with "that's not the only thing" C and Courtney

"I am so glad we could come" and she replied "dang, I didn't come" C and Courtney

"C'mon...somebody do me" Mr. Jason Walls

"Women are like flowers..." Joe from Honestly *grin*

"Even celebrities have to take a crap" Joe again...