Hey ya'll my name is Cornfed the Monkey. I love wrestling. My favorite wrestler is DDP because he is my favorite. Here is a picture of him "diamondcutter"-ing me after I Cornfed Punched him in the eye.

    So ya'll read them stories cause they're doggone good! The links to um are down yonder! :n, (wait I messed it up) '6] (dang, wells anyway if you turn your head sideways you can see a smileyface if you relax your eyes and stare passd the monitor, I lurnt that trick in the mall!)

    "Whul then I walloped DDP right in the eye. Dun knocked him back out of his chair! He looked good and ready whens I Cornfed Punched him heem but I guess I took him by surprise."

    "you make me feel all special inside even though I'm filled with beans so I can hold my shape."

    A duel to the death for a packet of instant oatmeal.