The other day I went to a friends house and noticed a

dish full of those delightful little candys, gummi bears.

Needless to say I immediately grabbed a handful and

enjoyed a blast of wholesome gelatin happiness.

Gummi bears are wildly popular and have even spawned

a cartoon. Where do these cute little bears come

from? A factory? A big gummi bear? Ha ha a big gummi bear! whatever!

Human hunter gatherers collect the baby bears from

the mothers nest, deep underground. The docile

unintellegent mother bear usually doesn't notice this

because her litters usually consist of thousands of

bears. The gatherers used to think that the gummi

supply was endless but they have began to encounter

less and less bears in the wild. The hunters are now

collecting more gummis from the nest leaving as few

as 50 on some occasions. In remote mountain town

there have been reports of giant translucent bear

attacks.

The skeptical media shirks this off and the events are

further hidden by the gummi harvesting industry. The

raging bears have been reported to have strugling

human trapped inside them. It seems the bears are

now eating humans. Soon they will reach the larger

towns, their small gummi brains locked on one purpose;

vengance!

Conventional weapons are useless against them! Rifle

bullets pock their flesh and become trapped inside

their gelatin bodies. Shotgun blasts cause nothing but

annoyance to these sweet candy juggernauts.

The only way to dispose of them is to melt them down

or blow them into little gummi morsels. This is eaiser

said than done, and when the gummi revoloution begins

I don't know how humanity will survivee. God have

mercy on our naieve souls!