Our inormed sources tell us of another government coverup reguarding the SETI
program. The SETI program or Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence has
been going on for years and the public is well aware of it's exsistance, yet
they know nothing about its findings. Aliens have visited our planet many
times. In their highly evolved civilization everything is encredibly
sterized, and when subjected to Earth's harsh atmosphere they were instantly
ill from the very bacteria in the air that we reguard as harmless. This
plague wiped out all but one of the visitors and he returned to the planet
against his society's will. The bacteria spread and most of the innocent
planet's popluation were killed. Alien scientists have been returning to our
solar system in protective gear to collaborate with U.S. scientists on a
vaccine or chemical to help the Aliens' immune system.
This going on has been kept a close secret by our government and
almost in an ironic twist they have hidden the bodies of the fallen space men
right under our noses! The SETI division of NASA needed about 10,000 cold
chambers to preserve the bodies of the extra-terrestrials and found a very
resorceful solution to their problem; the innocous cola machine. Yes, NASA in
collaboration with the CIA and Coca Cola stored the bodies of 10,000 dead
aliens in Cola machines. Actually only about one third of those ten thousand
were really the intellegent life we collaborated with, the other 6,000 were
domesticated pets. The larger aliens take up so much space in the machines
that there was only enough room to store one kind of soft drink. The
officials decided to use Welsch's Grape Juice in the slots because no one
really buys that stuff. The smaller aliens fit into a machine with the full
range of soft drinks. Miraculously some of the pets survived in some sort of
death like trance. Every once in a while they will come out of stasis. They
are drawn to shiny trinkets and have been known to grab quarters or other
coins. Many people believe that the machine is jammed when it "eats" their
money when in actuallity the alien pets have litterally eaten and digested
their money. The men who stock the machines are actually highly trained
agents who refil the tanks with liquid nitrogen coolant. They have to jingle
their keys to draw the attention of the aniamls, then sedate them before they
can repair the cold chamber. If you ever come apon a Coke machine that only
ever seems to have Welsch's Grape Juice or an equally unpopular drink you may
have found a government coolant chamber. If a machine "eats" your quarter
then works perfectly fine for the next guy, you might have had a close
encounter of the second kind.
