I know we don't know each other. I've only seen you once in person, but then the whole DDP business went down. I think you are really goldurn perdy and I'd really like it if you'd hold my hand. You're a really good dancer and you look like a nice person. My mama told me girls are the devil but I don't reckon you're evil. Iffins you are I kin live with that, I'm a sensitive monkey of the 90's. You don't have to be my girlfriend, but I'd like you to be my valentine. I know its not Valentine's Day but I'd like to be your Valentine every other day of the year, cause you make me feel all special inside even though I'm filled with beans so I can hold my shape. You are a special lady and darn tootin you need a special monkey. I think I'm the monkey for the job. What I'm tryin to say ma'am is that I fancy you quite a bit, and I'd punch DDP again if you asked me to.