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Hey ya little knee knockin knuckle draggers, welcome to the show. I'm Mr. Lizard, or "that lizard with the guy in his mouth" to all of you illiterates out there. You may ask yourself
"Hey, Mr. Lizard, what is this all about? Who is that guy in your mouth, and where's my wallet?"
And my reply to those question are as follows:
- This is my show. I have a show because its part of my probation. Mr. Lizard got into an argument with a gas station attendant and Mr. Lizard has to repay his debt to society, not to mention the surgery that kid will need to extract the squeegy fro
m his rear tank if you know what I mean. Hehehhehehe I frikkin crack me up. So theres yer answer, stop askin so many questions er I'll break yer thumbs, get it?
- This guy in my mouth is the last guy who asked that question.
- Calm down ya Chernobyl crybaby, I'm sure your wallet is around here somewhere, just don't come lookin behind my counter er I'll beat you like a rented mule, we clear?
So that's my story. I write and talk to you, and you listen and talk to me, and no one will get hurt. So sit down, shut up and enjoy the show.
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Mr. Lizard's Thanksgiving Page |
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Mr. Lizard shares with us the things he's thankful for, and the rules for the Thanksgiving Day Drinking Game
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Da Cronic (Insomnia Yo) |
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A media review of Dr. Dre's "Da Cronic" and the Jerry Springer Show rejects that bump it all night.
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Night of the Seafood Platter |
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Is nuclear disarmament is a plot to leave us vunerable to giant mutated animals?
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