1. Monkeys dressed up like people
2. All those towels I stole from Best Western
3. Strip joints
4. Joints
5. Midgets
6. Jimmy Walker and Jack Daniels
7. Waking up at the crack of 2
8. Dirty Japanese cartoons
9. Yelling things out of moving cars
10. Monkey's dressed up like people! (Rizzin-Frizzin I already said that one?)

Go ahead and keep score ya cheeters.

    Ok kiddies, here's a game that Mr. Lizard plays on Thanksgiving. Mr. Lizard fills up his wine glass at the beginning of grace and then drinks acording to these rules:

1. Someone older insults someone younger.
2. Someone shows improper table manners (ie. Wearing a wifebeater shirt to the table)
3. Someone insults you
4. Someone uses a curse word

1. Someone younger insults someone older.
2. Someone uses a curse word during grace
3. Someone insults someone else during grace
4. Someone is drunk (besides you)

1. Someone insults someone using a curse word during grace
2. Fisticuffs insue (unless you're involved, then drink after)
3. Someone leaves the table in rage during dinner
4. You insult someone
5. You're drunk

1. Someone tells you "You ruined Thanksgiving!"
2. Do you really need a reason to finish the bottle?