Visual Arts (2004- 05)

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Ag Déanamh Fear Sneachta

Now for some of our Jokes....

*Why did the cow wear a bell?

Because his horns weren’t working.

*Why did the boy go to School?

Because he wanted to be a smarty.

*What did the three legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?

I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.

*Why did Frankenstein not scare the bull?

Because he had no head.

*Why did the ghost go into the Middle of the road?

Because he wanted to know what could go through him.

*What did the Bull hit?

A Bulls eye

*Why did the chicken not cross the road?

He was too much of a chicken.

*What happens when you cross a dinosaur and a spikey bouncy castle?

A very sore bottom

*Why can’t a kangaroo change a light Bulb?

Because they are so darn stupid

*There was a man he went up to a women and asked for a kiss and she hit him into the face.

*They were two men and drank a beer and what a drunk and fall into the river they woke up the next day in bed.

*What do you get if you cross a pig and a flea?

Pork Scratching

*Its blowing Its snowing,

Children are tumbling down.

So tie your cup beneath your chin and run and fetch the washing up.

*Froggie Froggie Hoppity Hop when you get to the sea you do not stop.

*What did one witch say to another witch?

I’ll drop in for a spell sometime.

*How do you make your Aunt Freeze?

Hide her nighty.

*Man:Doctor doctor I felt like a curtain

Doctor: Pull yourself together

*Why didn’t Rex bark?

Because he was a gold fish

*How many seconds in a year?

The second of Janauary

*What did the guard say to his belly?

Your under a vest

*What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

Your too young to be smoking

Answering yourself

*When do you get into trouble for something you never did?

When you don’t do your homework

 

 

 

 

 

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