Jokes

Jokes from an Luichín

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder!

Q: What do you get from a nervous cow?
A: A milk shake!

Q: Where do cows go for a night out?
A: To the moo- vies!

Jokes from Spike

Q: Why did the hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second-hand shop!

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to be smoking!

Jokes by Homar

Jokes from Bart!

A man walked into a bar..........ouch!..............it was an iron bar!

Q: What is yellow and blue?
A: A very frightened cat!

Q: What is orange and black?
A: A crow with a machinegun!

Jokes from ????

Q: Why can't cows race eachother?
A: Because one is slower than the udder!

Jokes from Jack

Q: Why did the worms go into the ark in an apple?
A: Because everyone else had to go in pairs!

Jokes from ?????

Q: How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprint!

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