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Jokes
(2002-03)
Flubber
Did you hear about the Kerry IRA man?
He was sent up to the North to blow up a car but he burned his mouth an the exhaust pipe.Zap
Honey, why are there three golf balls and 5,000 euro in a pot under our bed?
I put a golf ball in the pot everytime I cheated on you.
What about the 5,000 Euro?
Everytime I got a dozen, I sold them!!
What do you want for your birthday Honey?
A divorce.
I wasn’t going to spend that much.There was a burning building with a mother and baby on the second floor. Ronan O Garan was there. He said throw the baby to me . The mother said “but you will drop him” Ronan said “ I’m Ronan and I never dropped a ball in my life!’ So she dropped the baby and he caught it. The whole crowd cheered.
He forgot where he was and drop-kicked the baby over the building!Porkie
What do you get when you cross a tarantula with a snowman?
Frost bite!Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke Who?
Look through the keyhole and find out!Doctor, Doctor ,people keep ignoring me.
Next please.Doctor,Doctor, I feel like a window.
Don’t lie, I cansee right through you!Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got 50 seconds to live.
One minute please!Waiter, Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Well Sir, it was ground this morning!)
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