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| Violent Phlegms |
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| Reviews: |
| last update: March 11, 2002 |
| 1. Prairie Gangsters 2. White Delight 3. Heavy Petting Zoo 4. Clockwork 5. The Clap 6. Ignorant Bliss 7. Heavy Petting Zoo 2 8. The Clap 2 9. Ignorant Bliss 2 10. Lead Belly Blues 11. Blue Light Special 12. Pick-up 13. Leadbelly Blues 2 14. Clockwork 2 .... |
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| PhlegmStats Wins 6 Losses 7 Points For 86 Points Against 82 |
| March 7 vs Clockwork |
| Clockwork 9 Phlegms 5 All were present except Colin and Bev (who actually came later with the video camera, bless her heart). Well, things went pretty good at first when we scored the first point. Things got a little out of hand as the Clockwork applied maximum pressure. Perhaps we had become lax after a month of not playing hard! And asTami from Leadbelly Blues said before, at least we didn't get skunked. Another disappointment was the lame-ass tardiness of the cone setup. Clockwork decided to sing us a Violent Femmes song but at least they wrote it well and sang it with pride. Our country-themed cheer was a good group effort with everyone taking part, even dividing into sub-groups. Then we all shared a mickey of green liqueur. |
| You scored 9 to 5 And you vever gave us credit We lost 9 to 5 But we're not gonna sweat it We sucked 9 to 5 If you want it come and get it It's enough to give you herpes if you let it If it hadn't been for Clockwork O We'd be finished a long time ago Where d o you come from How do you blow? You're all a bunch a ho's Clockwork O We go throws that go no places They knock 'em down With our faces We're bruised today We're not big on winning races We haven't learned how to tie our laces But we're tired now Slurp some puss today |
| In a warm Kinsmen fieldhouse In a game bound for nowhere We met up with the Clockwork We are now too tired to weep We took turns at hucking We couldn't help but fucking Up. Til boredom overtook us And we just let you win You gotta know when to throw them Know when to hold them Know when to drag your ass Know when to run You never count your points When you're playing against the Clockwork And in this final gesture Is a point that you can keep [extend finger here] |
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| Dan lofts it over the Clockwork. |
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| This guy was pretty good. |
| Bill strikes a C3PO pose. Kim's R2D2 impersonation is less convincing. |
| This Clockwork chick rocked. |
| Pete does the "hump" defense. |
| Marty totally outreaches her opponent. |
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| Clockwork...those buggers. |