jan24

January 24

Violent Phlegms 10
Ignorant Bliss 5

Attendance: everyone except Bev, who showed up later as a spectator with some friends from Saskatchewan. Pete's brother Bokdar played a couple of points before being offered to Ignorant Bliss.

While our team has a plethora of players, Ignorant Bliss struggles weekly with poor attendance. Perhaps this is out of their control - maybe some of them have to work or study at night. Maybe some of them have kind of given up. For better or for worse, they sometimes have to rely on players outside of their team to fill out their roster.

Two weeks ago, it worked in their favour when they picked up star player Jeff Warner. This week, they picked up Ian from Clockwork, a tall athletic woman from the Clap, and Bokdar. For them, it was a game of pick-up, which is always a crapshoot.

Suffice to say we won by a fair margin, with no major incidents or injuries. An all-woman point would have been a great way to liven it up, as Bev noted later. Anyway, Ignorant Bliss lost graciously and took the teasing about the thong with a grain of salt.

Playing all night at the Kinsmen
Running around on the field
Turning me on with your red thong
Giving us hard-ons
With your thong
Giving us hard-ons
With your thong

You never saw Bill's hands
When you turned around
There's no tenderness
Like the touch
Of Bill's fingertips
He's trying hard not to show it
But baby
Something in there is growing!
We've got that horny feeling
Oh, that horny feeling
We've got that horny feeling
And now the disc is gone, gone, gone
Wo, oh, oh.

Well you can tell by the way
We throw the disc
We're candy-ass
No time to piss

And when you ran us doen the field
Your sexy-ass
We wanna feel

We can run, we can jump
A little dumb
But we can hump
We can throw, we can huck
Can't you tell we wanna fuck

Dooba dooba
Dooba dooba
Dooba dooba
Dooba dooba
Ignorant Bliss, Ignorant Bliss

Dooba dooba
Dooba dooba
Dooba dooba
Dooba dooba
Ignorant Bliss, Ignorant Bliss

Ignorant Bliss!