Couples That I can�t stand, and the lovely numerous reasons why, P.S. anyone who likes Anzu might want to leave- fair warning given.
Hetero-
God some times when I see these pairings I think that people can�t see Malik, Bakura, Marik, and Ryou with any one else- are people so homophobe these days or something? Them paired with any female in yugioh is just- just- wrong, to state it simply. All the girls on there suck.
Malik/Marik or Bakura/Ryou x Anzu~ Don�t make me laugh, that�s just gross, seriously how in hell would they make a good couple? What the bloody hell is wrong with people now-a-days, just thinking that these two could be together just shows how dumb people are- I mean GOD!!!! I can just think of what goes through the mind of these guys when they hear Anzu going on about friendship, and it isn�t pretty, trust me. They�re just to evil, to hot Anzu can go fuck a dog like the bitch she is and leave it at that. (I no im probably gonna get yelled at by all those anzu lovers, but bring it on.) Any ways if they did get together we could count the seconds until malik or who ever would kill her. When ever I see this on a fan fic or else where I want to barf, and me just talking about it, is bringing me really, really close to.
Malik/Marik x Mai ~ These two could look good together- maybe, but still no, after the whole battle city thing that they went through- no, just no.
Bakura/Ryou x Mai ~ no, that�s just a little disterbing
Malik/Marik or Bakura/Ryou x Shizuka~ Again, I don�t know what was running through peoples minds when they think like this. And some one help me here, do Malik and Marik to even talk to her once through the entire series? Any ways Joey wouldn�t let it work. Some people are really dumb�
Malik/Marik x Isis ~ Some, strange people have a little fetish with the whole incest thing, me, i personally can not stand it(most of the time)its just not right. Expecially in this situation, they are a hurt/comfert situation only and abusing that is just wrong.
Bakura/Ryou x Isis ~Does any one think that Malik would let that happen? Anyways i cant see them together because of the whole fact that Isis is a real stiff most of the time, seems like she cant have any fun, or that she has a pole up her ass all the time. I personally have no problem with her, actually i like her, just not in this pairing.
Yaoi-
Malik/Marik or Bakura/Ryou x Mokuba~ Personally i find this couple a little creepy- and trust me people you may not believe me but i have seen this pairing before. And i think Seto would be okay with this over his dead body, and anyways didnt Malik kidnapp Mokuba and piss every one off? So i probably dont have to explain why these guys dont work...
Malik/Marik or Bakura/Ryou x Honda~ Hondas just kinda... there, does he do anything at all? No one ever really notices them, i think that people only put them together because they feel like being different or somthing and probably dont realize that they're scaring us...a lot.
Thats the main pairings that I can abosolutally NOT stand, there are others i dont care for but i can stand, I'll put them in the favored couple area.
hese are the pairings that we love, that we dont barf when reading about.
Hetero-
Well besides JoeyXMai none of the pairings are really that good, and I don't like Marik or Bakura or any of the hot guys paired with the girls.
Yaoi(yay!)-
Marik x Malik~ I love this pairing, well only if its well writtan, some people can just suck the life out of these two. I mean they're hikari and yami they share a body, and if they ever got different bodies dont you think they might get together? Plus they look really hot togethrer ^_^
Bakura x Ryou~ practically the same as the Marik/Malik pairing they're hikari and yami. But here its a little more devilxangel pairing and its really cute!!
MxMxBxR(or pretty much any two)~same as above, YES!! they're all so hot, and if you didnt expect us to like them together- well ur in a bakrua and marik shrine, so its kinda expected.
M/M/B/R X Yami~ Dunno about this one, it wouldnt work with Ryou because thats just a little weird but with the others if its writtan good, it could be a great pairing. Bakura and Yami have that whole egypt thing so that would be really good, and with Malik/Marik and Yami they have that whole hate hate thing, which is always good.
Malik x Ryou x Yugi~ yeah, a little hikari thing would be cute ^^
Malik x Seto~ I really don't know why, i have read some really godd fanfiction with these two, so now im a fan of it, usually i cant see seto with any one but joey, but here you can see both malik and seto being all smart and sarcastic. I find it kinda sexy ^^
Okay all the other pairings we can stand, just airnt of the favorites.
