Old Stuff:
Great One Liners
Alcohoroscopes
Talkin' like a Pirate!
A healthy level of Insanity
A Southerner moving North
A Northerner moving South
FIFTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN
RULES FOR SURVIVING WEB ADDICTION
"OLD" IS WHEN...
Life's Laws
The Top 14 Signs Your Wedding Day Isn't Going Well
The Perks of being over 60
Doggie Dictionary
The Art of Cat Bathing
Work Vs. Prison
Engineering Pick Up Lines
You Might Be an Engineer if...
Consultant's Corner
Corperate Zodiac
Employee/Employer Speak
Laws Of Work
Staff Discriptions
Engineering Translations
Business Terms for 2002-2003
Too Much Coffee
Coffee is better than a blind date
The Coffee Prayer
Internet Axioms
If AOL Made Cars
Dictionary
Volume 1
KIDS' INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE
Child of the '80's
Stuff to Make You Feel Old
Being a Guy over 40
A Man would never Say
10 Tools you can't live without
THE RULES: By men
Why MEN are happier
Clinton's Indiscretions
59 Actual Headlines
Really Thin Books
To Be Liberal
How "They" Do It
Top Flakey Pick-up Lines
OXYMORONS
More Oxymorons
Movie Reality
I Asked Her To Dance...
14th List of Concepts
Back in My Day...
Warning Labels
Roof Preading
Signs you live in the year 2002
How to dump a blind date
Interesting Uses for "BOUNCE"©
An Easy Quiz
TOILET WISDOM
Tips for the Northerner Moving South
Visitors Guide to Houston
Texas Facts
Southerners Just Don't say
More Rules for Driving in Houston
U.S. AREA GEO-GRAPHY
Female Wisdom
17 FATAL THINGS TO SAY
Select Stuff: [still growing...]
/ In Terms of One
/ ReJected State Mottos
/ Bad Politically Incorrect Jokes
/ Fem-Bashing: Vol.1
/ Things to say when stressed
/ Unanswered Questions
/ Mottos To Live By
/ Politically Correct ways to say "Stupid"
/ Great to be a Guy
/ Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
/ SNL-gasims
/ Logo Sex
/ Old Users Lament
/ Texas Chili Cook-off
/ Lived in the Golden Triangle Too Long...
/ Chinese Proverbs
/ Real Guy Quiz
/ You Might Be a DJ...
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Welcome to the Recycled Humor Archive... Here you will find jokes
that have been around the Internet about a dozen, million times or so... If you are like me,
go grab a cup of coffee and settle in - you're gonna' wanna' read all of 'em...
We've pulled a lot of stuff from the old archive, so we've given up on tring to organize it...{GRIN}
You may notice that these are mostly list jokes... I like list jokes... It's more
humor for laughing pleasure, as opposed to the single joke/punchline device that is
so prevelant in our society. Oh sure, I could go on for hours about the basis of
humor versus cultural mindsets of history, but, you dear reader... have a life...
And note, these are UNCENSORED and some are just plain RAW and BAWDY. So, I guess what
I'm sayin' is don't read 'em to yer' kids... and kids, don't read 'em to your parents
'cause they'll think you're all weird and stuff and send you for therapy and private
school... I've also added a to those files that I feel could be offensive
to the easly offended... yeah, I got a letter... [HAHAHA!]
And also note, these are plain text files. They take up less space, print plain black
and white, AND attach easly to any and all E-Mail you may want to send.
If you are looking for the one time collection of "Yo' Mamma" jokes, they have been lost!
I'm currently looking for the ancient back-up that was made of them, then, they too,
will be posted here with a big, fat on them..
AND FINALLY, if you want to send me anything,
DO IT!!!!!!
Your Guide to the Archive:
= Explicit! Dirty!
= One of my favorites
= Most Popular
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