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WELCOME..to the NEW HOME of IMMATURITY! I AM SLAM...AND YOU ONLY WISH YOU WERE!! |
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On a cold, dismal, New England Winter day, began the First Comming of the ways and ideals of ONE being. On Jan. 9th, 2001, The true nature of SlaM was born. An often misunderstood soul, this once "nomad" mortal hid behind a pixilized vision of life. Surrounded by uv rays of man made light, he started his quest to live his dream.
THAT DREAM WAS FAME!!!
With the passing months, his life changed. Prior to this, our Feared-less Leader would stray from doing such things that he is known soley for.
His only fears...outward expression, the judgements of others, and the changes that come with it...
So, life took on a new shape. Specs of happiness were omitting thru the cracks in the fabric of the world and things started looking good. |
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One of many logo's by Yours truly |
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Thus began the NEW ERA OF IMMATURITY! Memories of the past live on, only to create new paths for the future. This page marks the first wave of what will become an all out war with the Norm, the P.C. world, and tight arsed, censor lovin', hipicritical PTA mom's and dad's all over the nation! You're left with 2 options...You're either in this or you're a hermaphraditical lap dog! |
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What's up junior? Got a wise ass remark or a compliment to pass? There ya go. |
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The Weekly SlaM: Alot can happen in a week, here's where I rant about it!!! |
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To the Yahoo Group that started it all!!! (Main Archive for all that is SlaM!!!) |
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SIGN THE GUEST BOOK (ya know ya wanna!) -------> |
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This is a test of the Moral Defficiency Dept. (place annoying sound here) |
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The Timeline of SlaM (It's a timeline...what else is there to say?) |
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TOP TEN DOWNLOADS For October 2K3 |
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"Don't Quote me on That!" Amassed quotations to better educate yourself with! |
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"Just a thought" By Queefy McJigglefist (Former Porn Star Hailing from Nevada) |
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News on the Band. Track lists, Members, Tour Dates, Lyrics, etc. |
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Five Minutes Alone - Off-the-cuff ranting by yours truly in 5 minutes or less |
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Much a-do about Nothing - Goals and Dreams of a subcultural icon |
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You'd betta RECOGNIZE just as to who in D hell I AM!: The Story of SlaM |
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Funk junkies, gunk monkeys, and crack lackies alike,
REJOICE! The timing for slackerism is nearing it's peak. Poseristic lifestyles will come to an end via the individualism that only I, Sir Slam, radiate thru my idealistic rants and my witty, yet some times poetic, ways of expression.
With that being said, I shall get right down to it. At this point you haven't a clue as to who I realy am and what I am aiming to bestow upon you, the reader (and hopefuly soon fan) with my charasmatic antics and outright crazy thoughts.
April 15th, 1982:
Exit the fetus, Plop out the SlaM!
Over 20 years ago this day, a "happy" couple from Massachusetts were franticly rushing to Quincy Hospital in expectance of their 4th, and final child.
Only I guess too excited, cuz out I popped onto the passenger side floor!!! (true story)
To hear the rest of my life..... (CLICK HERE) |
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Contract deals and other such hooplah! |
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Pass the Buck! - Help out a poor bastard |
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I AM SlaM, AND YOU ONLY... WISH YOU WERE!!! |
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The number of people who've wet themselves to my witty antics... |
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Page Theme: "Near The Outskirts of Town" by: ~SF7~ |
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