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| The Timeline of SlaM: Events and Accounts worthy of your knowledge. (1982 - 2002) | |||||||||||||||||||
| April 15th, 1982 - I was born, my father's play money grew smaller, and a dog took a dump. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Sept. 1986 - We got a Nintendo, I got hit by a car (which was operated by a guy who lived on my street), and "You Can't Do That On Television" was my favorite show next to "The Price Is Right" | |||||||||||||||||||
| May 22nd, 1988 - My brother enters the next realm, my fathers work grasciously gives us a fruit basket, and I recieve a week off from school. (I think I got shafted in the deal.) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Dec. 25th, 1989 - I found out Santa wasn't real. A true shocker. But, that's what happens when a nosey kid wanders down to the living room to find Mr. and Mrs. Clause wrapping presents. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Feb. 1991 - Enter the hobby of becomming a musician. First it was the violin. Then it was the drums. And now, as you may or may not know, the guitar. Will this dream ever fully come to fruition? | |||||||||||||||||||
| June 1992 - The knowledge that I was computer literate started to shine with me winning an award from M.I.T. for a project myself and a 5th grade classmate could call our own. (Ironicaly, my teacher said I didn't contribute towards it...too bad I was the one who did most of the work!) | |||||||||||||||||||
| July 1993 - Won my first, and to this day, ONLY trophey. The baseball team I was on went a full year without defeat. Never did play again. (Nothin like goin out on top!) | |||||||||||||||||||
| April 8th, 1994 - Another dark day. This in the form of the demise of a musical icon. I'll never meet the guy, but I can only hope to achieve the same things he sought after. In the only fashion I know. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Summer 1994 - Took up the hobby of smoking. First in the form of cigarettes, thanks in part to my best friend at the time. And then in the form of marijuna, thanks in part to my sister. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Aug. 28th, 1996 - Started my first "real" job working at Roche Bros. Supermarkets. $4.75/hr to start. Would've been nice if they'd a scheduled me more than 3hrs a week. Surprisingly lasted 4 years there. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Feb. & June, 1997 - Played my first two live gigs drumming for the band Subtle Disorder. Met a cool shit named Jack who I see off and on to this day. Helluva bassist. Hope to hear him on the radio some day. Probably be the time I finaly get to hear his band play since I never seem to make their shows. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Nov. 1998 - First time I dropped out of school. Went back in Jan. and entered a program. Only to drop out again later the next year. Went back again, and was "formaly" kicked out. (Not enough programs to keep me in I guess.) | |||||||||||||||||||
| Three days before Thanksgiving, 1999 - Got my first and only blowjob. 1 hour and 13 minutes of displeasure from where I sit. In the end, it wasn't even her that finished me off. She did give me a nice set of teeth marks to remember her by though. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Jan. 9th, 2001 - Enter the birth of SlaM. The band name and logo were created back in 98 while enjoying some downtime at work...but this day marked the birth of the man you now know and love. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Current - With a book idea, movie scripts, and music to keep me occupied...I walk the earth still venturing towards my sought after dream. Only time will tell if I'm a "fool", or a failure. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Till later....I AM SlaM, and you ONLY...wish you WERE!!! | |||||||||||||||||||