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| Quotations for Remembrance: Thought prevolking words to appease your intelligence | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "When the legend dies, so does the dream. And when the dream dies, there is no more greatness" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "When your head's stuck up your ass, your point of view stinks" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Opinions are like orgasms. Everyone has'em, cept mine's always the best" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Lesbians and Vegetarians aren't one in the same. Sure, they both don't favor meat. But who makes a better porno? I rest my case!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Whoever said bald men are sexy must've been on top. A mirror can be decieving ya know!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Never agree with the French. Afterall...they loved Jerry Lewis! And anyone who says 'we we' better be refering to takin a piss. Otherwise they'll be disappointed when I point them towards the john!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Bert and Ernie. Sigfreid and Roy. Richard Simmons and Disco. Everyone deserves a partner." | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Fuck off!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "If you believe Vin Diesel has talent, you're a dumbass. If you believe television is a good form of education you don't deserve to have one. And if you believe I'm right, there's still hope left" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You can't please all the people all the time. So buy the world a strap-on and pine about something else!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Size doesn't matter...length does!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "You wanna know why America is the laughing stock of the world? One word...Urkle!!!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Homeless people have it made. No kids, no bills, all the time in the world to do whatever the hell they want, and even a park slide can turn into a bed. There's no responsability. There's no requirements. And with the slightest bit of effort, the next day can be better. Can you say the same about yourself? I don't think you can!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "Questions having answers, answers having action, what am I of the populi, I am but a fraction" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "If the white man can't dance, the white bitch can't diva!" | |||||||||||||||||||||
| "I AM SlaM, and you ONLY...wish you WERE!!!" | |||||||||||||||||||||