I don't know if many of you are privy to these, but for those who've tried them, my topic this time around is steered towards flavored condoms. So I shall entitle this entry as "Taster's Choice"
Now what you've got here is an ingenious concept and a tasty treat all unrolled into a nice little package. (Well..in my case, a nice BIG package...but who's countin?)
With choices abound as to what you can wrap your unit in, flavor is just the tip of the iceburg. You've got ribbed, you've got sensitivity, you've got colors, shapes, and for those daring individuals out there, you can go comando. (And in this day and age..I don't recommend this. But hey, it's your itch if you wanna scratch it!)
But the topic at hand right now is flavor...so let's not stray like a married man on Friday.
So far, I've come across your fruitier picks, (Cherry, Watermelon, Kiwi, Strawberry...but surprisingly..no Cumquat!) and then there's the meal on the go bar versions. (Popcorn, Steak, Cotton Candy, Licorice)
This got me to thinkin. What other tastebud ticklers can we amass onto that enticing list? Considerin how the after activity ritual is usualy a steamy smoke...why not make that a flavor? Save the trouble of lightin up afterwards and then ya can call it a night? What about a sperm flavor for those who like the taste? Now ya won't have to swish the real thing around in your mouth leaving you kissably fresh when the deal's done. (Sorry, I'm not one for Shotgunnin!)
A few others that have been fondlin my noggin are as follows:
Beer - You're probably already buzzin. Why not make like your still swilling and suck on a cold one while ya suck off a hard one?
Vagina - Perhaps you're a lesbian playin with the wrong team. Now ya won't feel so guilty. (Or yer a guy and ya lost a bet. I'm not here to judge.) But that'd be pretty damn ironic. Your slobberin a throbber, but you taste box? Oh the possabilities!
Well...that's about it for this time.
This brainfart has been excreted to you from the trailer of Queefy McJigglefist. I hope you enjoyed it more than Chasey Lain enjoys my eight inches.