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--The many exploitable traits of Immaturity-- |
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Sometimes distinguished, but never extinguished...at the front of the SlaM repitore is my music. Hoping to go somewhere with, I idly sit by awaiting the oppourtunity to do so to fall into my lap on a daily basis. David Geffen, if you're reading this ...SIGN ME DAGGIT!!! |
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Secondly comes my verbal assault capabilities. Whether it be topics like the befudling truth behind Barbara Walter's rise to power, or great alternative uses for flavored condoms...time and time again, I've kept you in the known. And in the only form I know how. With pant soiling hysteria, and utter hillarity! |
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You know the dreams, but can you know the reality? |
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"Knowledge is power, and when it is passed, the right things materialize into greatness" |
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You got the power to grease the wheels? Know someone who does and would be interested in helping a blonde haired sputnik find his destiny? A good word goes a long way.
Email me your comments, advice, sales-pitches, and anything else you see fit to sending me. (Expired Wendy's coupons...bad idea! Just thought you should know ahead of time!) |
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