49) Buy a Mitsubishi 3000GT (Drk. Green w/ Blk. Leather Int.)
48) Release a comic book. (The Misadventures of Slappy McNuticus perhaps?)
47) Travel outside of the North American continent
46) Get my own place
45) Hear atleast one of my songs on the radio
44) See a Wrestle Mania live from the front row
43) Write for a magazine
42) Sign an autograph
41) Hear 1000+ people scream my name at once
40) Interview one of my idols (Chris Jericho, Henry Rollins, Les Claypool, or Robin Williams)
39) Publish a book
38) Write and Direct a movie
37) Have my own show on television. (Something along the lines of the Tom Green show only BETTER!!!)
36) Create a website that everyone would wanna check out
35) Do a compilation with Henry Rollins (The guy's a genious, what more can I say)
34) Be interviewed by Rolling Stone
33) Payback my mom and my sister
32) Visit Toronto again
31) Create my own guitar
30) Play live at a major concert (OzzFest, Reading Festival, Woodstock (if they have another one), Freedom Rally (A.K.A. - Hemp Fest, live from Boston Common)
29) See something of mine auctioned on Ebay
28) Cuss out a famous person to their face (I.E. - Fred Durst, Corey from Slipknot, etc)
27) Be stalked (just not to the point that they'd wanna kill me and wear my skull as a hat)
26) Be idolized by someone (Do not confuse this with the last one)
25) Get high with Cypress Hill
24) Fire a gun (not necessarily AT anyone)
23) Release a full length CD
22) Meet my soul mate and marry her.
21) Piss on Yankee Stadium, thus killing the "curse of the great Bambino" forever
20) Invent something the whole world can use
19) Sky dive
18) Have a holiday named after me
17) Be in a Trojan Condoms commercial
16) Start my own business (Record store, Comic store, Apparel Store, etc)
15) Have one of my quotes quoted
14) Never work another mediocre shit job again!
13) Finaly own a PS2 (Atleast before they release the next version)
12) Live to be 53, sitting in my custom built house, playing Final Fantasy VII, and smoking a "cannon"
11) Be on WWE television (either wrestling or not...I don't care. Vince McMahon kicks ass!!)
10) Have an Overpass dedicated to me
09) Be on a sitcom (cameo appearance or more...doesn't matter to me)
08) Do a stand-up gig
07) Walk into a bar and have people acknowledge me like the cast of Cheers did Norm
06) Create a video game
05) Die before the time comes that I have to use a special little blue pill for pleasure. (Sorry Pfizer!)
04) Be satired in Mad Magazine
03) Go to a Red Sox opening day game
02) Have and help raise a child of my own
And most importantly...
01) Make the world a better place. (Yeah, yeah...it's sappy, but it's why I do what I do.)
Well...that's all of'em.
Till later...I AM SlaM, and you ONLY wish you WERE!!!