now featuring...
Zechs Marquise!
Duo: Or, Miliardo Peacecraft! Or...whatever his
confusing identity happens to be at the moment! But we all recognize him
anyway!
Duo: It's a plane, it's superman, no, it's a
bird!
Relena: That's my brother you're talking about!
Quatre: I think he should be my brother. You
look nothing like him.
Relena: What?! You take that back!
Quatre: Really, he doesn't look like your brother,
he looks more like my brother.
Relena: I am ruler of the Sank Kingdom and I
say that Zechs is my brother!
Quatre: Fine. Miliardo is my brother.
Duo: And the Lightning Baron is my brother!
Relena: You stay out of it!
Quatre: See? I told you he should be my brother.
Relena: (fuming) Only by look! But not by name!
Quatre: Nobody cares about that, silly. Now,
I have an older brother!
Zechs: I refuse to be split into two. From now
on, I'm the Lightning Baron.
Duo: Whoopeee!!
Relena: Shut up!