now featuring...
Wufei Chang!
Wufei: Only weak people pay attention to material
needs....
Duo: Woah....I'd better write that down.
Duo: Hey, grandpa!
Wufei: I beg your pardon?
Duo: Well, you see, since you dress....
Quatre: Duo, I think he already knows.
Duo: But it's the shoes! The shoes and the socks!
Together with the elastic-banded ankles! AAAAAAHHH!!!
Wufei: I will have you know, that those are traditional....(talks
for about 3 hours)
Duo: Wow! Maybe I should dress like that too!
Wufei: Everyone eventually does. And now let
me introduce you to the new line of Wufei's Wardrobe® where you can
get white dress-robes and slip-on shoes to suit all of your bohemian needs.
Duo: Wow! Let's go!
Quatre: Oh my.
Quatre: You are even worse than Duo!
Wufei: What is the matter? I have just finished
working out! (Harmony: Whoo-whoo! I mean,
Wu-Wu!)
Quatre: But still! That is no reason to flaunt
yourself half-naked!
Wufei: Blame the person who took this picture!
(Harmony:
Ehhh....)
Quatre: I do not believe you! (Harmony:
Phew!)
Wufei: But perhaps after I introduce you to the
new line of Wufei's Sexy Wardrobe®, you too will understand the pleasures
of dressing out.... (explains for 4 hours)
Quatre: Hmmm. Perhaps I should try on one of
those silk shirts.
Wufei: Of course. Everyone eventually does.
Duo: I'm baaaaaaack.
Wufei: Excellent. Now, all you have to do is
shave all the hair on your forhead back 2 inches and then you're done.
Duo: Gee, thanks!
Wufei: Now, who to target next?....