now featuring...
Heero Yuy!
Duo: Slippy spandex, here we come!
Quatre: He didn't really like getting his picture
taken.
Duo: Everything is so tight it's...scary. *gasp*
I can't breathe! My circulation has been cut off in ten different places!
Quatre: I really should teach Heero how to wash
his clothes so that they won't shrink 3 sizes each time.
Duo: Yeah, and while you're at it, snag me his
McDonald's shoes. I'm a great fan of Ronald!
Duo: I think this picture pretty much speaks
for itself.
Relena: He wore the jacket I gave him for Christmas!
Awwwww!
Quatre: (shudders) Maybe a pink shirt and purple
vest would look better.
Heero: I agree.
Quatre: Aaaaaah! Make him stop staring at me!
Duo: Woah...his hair has that whole blowing-in-the-wind-and-stabbing-in-your-eyes
effect.
Quatre: I knew it, I knew it! Heero is an alien!
Duo: What makes you say that?
Quatre: Look at his eyes, they are big and oval!
And the tiny nostrils connected to that slip of a nose! And the strange
way he never dies....
Duo: You're right! Heero IS an alien!
Heero: Yes, I am an alien.
Duo and Quatre: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs
off)
Heero: They're so gullible.
Duo: Hey! Those are MY pants! The copycat!
Quatre: I don't know who looks worse in them,
him or you.
Duo: Hey! Not everyone can wear stirrup pants
and still look as good as I do! I'm the original!
Quatre: I don't know why anyone would want to
copy you.
Duo: What with his whole riding outfit...he's
been Relena-ized!
Quatre: Oh, no.
Relena: Did someone call my name?
Duo: Aaaaahhh! Nooooo, let's get out of here!
Quatre: I agree!
Heero: Don't leave me alone with that girl!
Relena: Now, for more horseback-riding lessons.
Today, we are going to learn to clean up their poo poo!
Heero: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!