now featuring...
Trowa Barton!
Duo: Uh...Trowa Barton!
Quatre: (nudging him)
Duo: What?! I can't think of anything more to
say!
Duo: Ack! It's the insane clown!
Trowa: (staring at Duo and blinking)
Heero: Tights are better.
Trowa: (staring at Heero and blinking)
Quatre: How about a purple ves---
Trowa: No.
Duo: How do you keep half a mask on your face
without it falling off?
Quatre: It's the same way Trowa keeps his hair
in place. Nobody knows.
Duo: Maybe it's "special" hairspray from a certain
movie....
Duo: Woah, look at that hair go!
Quatre: I have seen pictures of Trowa's hair
but this is ridiculous.
Duo: I think he should rename his gundam to...HeavyHair.
What do you think?
Quatre: I don't know if Trowa would like that....
Duo: Or maybe if we mowed off his bangs, his
gundam would be at least 30 pounds lighter. Then it could be called...NotAsHeavyArms.
Or maybe....
Duo: Gosh, if it wasn't for Trowa, I'd say he
belonged in the Physics Nerd Club!
Quatre: Khaki's rather than tight jeans would
be a good change. In fact, I think he should wear a pink shirt with a purple
vest too.
Duo: Are you reviewing this or aren't you reviewing
this?
Quatre: What is wrong with my review?
Duo: *sigh* Nothing.
(Harmony: Trowa's shoes look cool.)