now featuring...
Dorothy Catalonia!
Duo: Boy, do we have a lot of things to say about
HER.
Duo: Where shall we start?
Quatre: I think we should start on her eyebrows.
They look like...
Duo: Centipedes?
Quatre: Yes, I think that's a good way to describe
it.
Quatre's Sisters: She needs a pluck, or maybe
a shave, or maybe just a cut off the ends....
Duo: You girls are back!
Quatre: Yes, I called them in because this was
an extra emergency.
Quatre's Sisters: And look at that hair! Major
volumization is needed! We suggest Pantene Pro-V!
Duo: Looking at her hair makes me wanna peel
a banana and eat it....
Quatre's Sisters: And the outfit! Just won't
do! Who dresses her? Betty Crocker? And the shirt....
(they go on and on)
Duo: I didn't know Dorothy had such big biceps.
Quatre: Me neither. Perhaps she has been working
out at the gym.
Wufei: They are not biceps, you ninnys. She has
artificially blown in several airbags and placed them on her shoulders
to similate the illusion of having big arm muscles.
Duo: How do you know so much about this stuff?
Wufei: No reason....