now featuring...
Duo Maxwell!
Duo: I don't
need no fashion help!
Quatre: Oh,
I wouldn't say that....(thinking of stirrup pants; shudders)
Duo: I just love this picture of me! It's so
perfect, don't you think?
Quatre: Um...if you say so. I've always been
meaning to ask you, though...what are those two protusions always on your
thighs?
Duo: It's air, duh!
Quatre: Oh. But!....nevermind.
Duo: This is what I wore on Survivor!
Heero: Those are MY tights.
Duo: Oh, uh...heh heh! Really? They don't look
like your tights! See, your tights are waaaaaaay tighter.
Heero: Have you ever thought that maybe your
thighs weren't as big?
Quatre: So THAT is your reason for wearing stirrup
pants.
Duo: This is fashion reviews, not analyzing-my-thighs
day! So what if I cheat a little?
Quatre: A LITTLE?
