now featuring...
Lucrezia Noin!
Quatre: Ms. Noin is a nice lady. But....
Duo: Does she and Trowa go to the same hairstylist
or am I just seeing things?
Quatre: The Raberba family barber has some nice
cuts that may improve her well-being, not to mention her sight.
Relena: I think her bangs should be cut straight
across and blunt, just like mine!
Duo and Quatre: No....
Wufei: How about the woman slick it back in a
ponytail?
Heero: Or, even better, she layer the front and
leave it all shaggy.
(Everyone stares at Heero, blinking.)
Heero: I'm just saying.
Trowa: It should be left the way it is.
Lady Une: Two croissants should get it all nice
and out of the way. With pink ribbons.
Dorothy: Or, she could grow it long and dye it
banana blond. Of course, she would have to grow out her eyebrows, too....
Treize: Noin should slick it back and leave two
strips dangling on the front, just to annoy the hell out of everybody.
Zechs: I like Noin's hair the way it is.
Noin: Thank you!
Duo: You forgot about the infamous braid! Hey,
where did everybody go?