now featuring...
Relena Peacecraft!
Duo: Finally! What we've all been waiting for!
Relena: I know! Isn't this exciting?
Duo: Ehhh.... (inching away)
Duo: THIS reminds me of bubblegum. The artifically
sweet kinds.
Relena: HEY! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!
Quatre: (plugging ears) Perhaps she needs a purple
vest with that.
Duo: Good idea! Give it here!
Quatre: (hands it over)
Duo: (stuffs it in Relena's mouth)
Quatre: Um...this reminds me of Napoleon. And
that is not good.
Duo: What's Napoleon? Isn't that some kind of
brand of underwear? Ewwww! Relena's wearing her undies!
Relena: I am not! This style is reserved only
for rich people!
Duo: Thank God.
Duo: Woah, she dresses even worse than my grandma!
Relena: Let me tell you that what I wear is the
latest designer clothing!
Duo: Yeah, designer clothing designed by my grandma!
Relena: You take that back!
Quatre: We're trying to help you out by reviewing
your clothes. Perhaps then people would like you more. A purple vest would
do you some good.
Duo: And a layering for your bowl-cut bangs.
Gosh, they look even worse than Trowa's!
Relena: I do NOT need a haircut! I have been
wearing the exact same style for the past 10 years and I still like it!
Quatre: Oh, my.