We interviewed Rod Ryan. Actually, Poopery interviewed him, but how we got the information is none of your buisness. (I'm thinking...anal probes?) Anyways, enjoy this interview. Rod Ryan sure says funny stuff!

The Interview
Poopery: So, Rod Ryan, I hear you run a show that comes on on mornings on The Buzz.
Rod Ryan: Fucking yeah. I fucking run a fucking show.Fucking what's it fucking to fucking you?
Poopery: Oh, nothing. I just wondered if I could give you some suggestions for this show.
Rod Ryan: Sure, fuckhead. Anything for the fucking Kangaroo.
Poopery: This show, it sucks. You always play dumb songs. From the shitty Incubus to the damn Velvet Revolver, I think you need to play better songs.
(Rod Ryan stood up and started to punch Poopery until two security guards got him under control)
Poopery: You should play good songs like 'Let it Be' by the Beatles, Sugar by Imperial Teen, I Can See Clearly Now, All Along the Watchtower by the Jimi Hendrix Experiance, and...um....Annie by Vanessa Carlton! Love that Vanessa Carlton! Yay!
Rod Ryan: Dude, you suck.
Poopery: Ok..next question. Why do you call tuesday tubesday? Is it because you wear tacky tube socks that day, or what? lalala
Rod Ryan: I don't know... *sob* I think it all started when I was a boy playing catch with my african-american friend Sheniqua...She started talking in african to me, and it messed up my speech. I have a speech impediment, and my fwends on this show dont wuv me!
Poopery: It's ok, its ok. Now tell me, why do you always call tuesday tubesday?
Rod Ryan: *shudder* Gaah! Don't call it that! It gives me the heebie jeebies!
Poopery: So you have a fear of the word tuesday?
Rod Ryan: I have a fear of the whole thing! Ahhh! Its so early in the week but so late! It is a nothing day! The week will never end, the week, and it makes me weak! I always fart!
Poopery: Why are you so open with me?
Rod Ryan: Because your a puppet! How're you going to tell people? Did you put some anal probes on me while I was sleeping? Do YOU have anal probes?
Poopery: Um...maybe. Now, let the aliens abduct you for a minute for the probes and everything will be all right. Bye-bye Mr. Blank! (Mr. Blank is a character on space channel five, a sega game, who rod ryan looks like)