To hear the tune for each song, just click the link next to it! Some songs will not have a tune to them, but all songs will eventually have a tune! I hope you all enjoy these songs; it took Poopery a very long time to learn all of them!

Dingle Bells Click here to hear the tune from starlightmks.com!
Dingle bells! Dingle Bells! Dingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a mental patients sleight!
Dingle bells! Dingle Bells! Dingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a mental patients sleight!
Slashing through the snow, in a mental patients sleight, O'er the fields we go; screaming all the way!
AH AH AH!
Bells on his butt ring, making spirits sick,
What fun it is to ride and scream a farting song tonight!
OHHHH! Dingle Bells, Dingle Bells, Dingle all the way!
O what fun, it is to riiiiideeeeeeeee!...In a mental patients sleigh!

Fart Free (Not all the words to this one, just the chorus) Click here to hear the song from dmpuppylove.com!
Faaaaaart freeeeee....
As free as the my assssssss blooooooowsssss
As freee as dog piiiiissssss flooooowwwsss!

Click here to hear the song from i-petz.com! My Fart
You're like dog farts, on a smell-free day,
And when it's cold outside, your shit keeps me wa-arm,
I guess, you say, what can make you smell this way?
My fart! My fart! My fart! Talkin' about MYYYYYY Fa-arts! MY FART!

Last Resort (Papa Roach) Tune
Stuff my blanket in my mouth
This is my last resort
Constipation No pooping
Mom don't give a fuck that my diaper rash is bleeding

This is my last resort
Stuff my blanket in my mouth
I�ve reached my last resort
Constipation
No pooping
Mom don't give a fuck that my diaper rash is bleeding
Do you even care if my 'nads rub together?
Would they start a fire?
Would it clean my diaper?
I don't know, I'm a fucking baby.
Mom'll never clean my ditty,
Even though it smells so shitty,
So i'm on a constipation run.
Cuz I�m losing my fight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would clean me, I'm not fine
Losing my fight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would clean me, I'm not fine
I never realized I was pooping too much,
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding on nothing,
Trying not to poop,
I really really hope I don't poop again,
My mother never cleans my diaper,
No love for meh
Really hurts my 'nads
Soaking in poop for a really long time
Finding nothing but more bowel and bladder movements
Cuz I�m losing my fight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would clean me, I'm not fine
Losing my fight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would clean me, I'm not fine
My butt's not alright,
My 'nads aren't fine
I�m running and I�m crying
My 'nads are on fire!
My 'nads are on fire!
My 'nads are on fire!
My 'nads are on fire!
I can't go on living this way Stuff my blanket in my mouth
I�ve reached my last resort
Constipation
No pooping
Mom don't give a fuck that my diaper rash is bleeding
Do you even care if my 'nads rub together?
Would they start a fire?
Would it clean my diaper?
I don't know, I'm a fucking baby.
Mom'll never clean my ditty,
Even though it smells so shitty,
So i'm on a constipation run.
Cuz I�m losing my fight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would clean me, I'm not fine
Losing my fight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would clean me, I'm not fine

My butt's not alright,
My 'nads sure ain't fine
I�m running and I�m crying
I can�t go on living this way
Can�t go on
Living this way
My butt's not alright...