Not Without My Poopy Poopery has had a rocky career. He started out as a custodian and cleaned vomit and hard turds off school grounds. He learned to love poop, and began to fozzilize turds in his yard. H kept the school so clean that he was promoted to a mental faculty and cleaned loose stools from the nuthouse. These he liked to boil into coffe and give to the staff members. It may be why he was fired from this job when one of the female health inspecters got a hard turd tip in her java. He looked for a new job, and when he couldn't find one, resorted to drugs. He sold crack and marijuana to dogs and chew toys to people, and the dogs got jealous and attacked the people. This is why he moved from New York to Texas and opened a barbecue\tea shop. This is where he was run out by hicks protesting his high prices and lack of alchohol and chased him out of state. He moved to North Dakota and bottled Farts where he was caught drinking the wet farts. Obviously he was fired and moved to California and opened a coffee shop. He and his boyfriend, a fat gross man named Joe, owned the coffee shop together, and they made the most delicious coffee in the world. This was later followed by the most decadent chocolate cake in the world, praised for its "little yellow things that are just really good."

Biography: Poopery Digusting
And next on Pooptime website network, the tragic story of a young kangaroo, whos parents didn't love him, and left him on a long road. This young kangaroo was POOPERY!
When he was abandoned he went and lived with birds. He learned to sing, chirp, fly and eat gross things without vomiting or making a face!
One day he was too big for the nest and fell out. Luckily he landed on a cat, and she took him for her own. He learned to pounce, stalk, twitch his tail, put in and out his claws,eat fish bones without choking, and how to purr.
One day an owl thought he'd be a tasty treat and he got grabbed in its claws (yes it was a large owl) and then, since he was squirming, got dropped, right into a snake's lair! Luckily, the snake had just had babies and thought Poopery was one of them (yes it was a arge snake with large babies). He learned to slither, constrict, poison his food through his teeth and even to stick out his tongue really far. One day a mongoose came and tried to eat Poopery! Luckily he farted in terror and the mongoose let him go. However, the fart also had toxic properties; it killed the entire snake family!
Poopery wandered into the city and came to the Neuman studios, which we now have a branch called POOPERY STUDIOS! Poopery became a star. The end.


This lovely music is from South Park. © to Matt Stone and Trey Parker