In 1989, a boy named Dumb was born. Dumb enjoyed eating boogers and wearing skirts. He did normal girl things, such as wearing makeup. Then, one day he decided he wanted to be a super hero. He made himself a red cape with yellow letters that said 'S D', S on one side and D on the other. These stood for Super Dumb. Dumb had an arch-nemesis, Super Smart. Super Smart enjoyed making new devices and trying to kill girls. However, Dumb was always there to save the girls.

Episode One: The Skyscraper
Super Smart cackled manically, throwing Penelope Shaggy off the roof. The pretty girl shrieked "Save Me!" Super Dumb heard this yell and flew off to help her. As he approached, he yelled "I will save you!" The pretty girl screamed as she saw he was Super Dumb, "DON'T save me!" As Super Dumb reached to snatch her out of air, she did a summersault and catapulted to safety. "She's safe!" a man proclaimed on the ground. "Huh?" Dumb said, looking down. As he looked down, he rammed right into the skyscraper, headfirst. "Dumb dumb dumb..." he said, uttering his theme.

Episode Two: The Train Tracks (Written as an entry in Super Dumb's Super Diaries (SDSD), a parody of Sherlock Holmes)
Once again, Super Smart was up to his old tricks. He had kidnapped the most beautiful girl in school, Lily Lev, and had an evil plot. Luckily, I was able to find out what it was. Super Smart planned to tie Lily to the train tracks! I watched from my treetop post as he tied her to the train tracks, cackled, and ran off to not watch her get splattered. She was screaming, "Help me! Somebody help me!" I sprung out of the tree valiantly. "I will save you." For some strange reason, she screamed louder when she saw me. "Don't save me!" She shouted. The train had started to come. I could hear its whistle. "Hold on!" I shouted, flying towards her. "I shall save you!" She had wiggled herself free by slicing the ropes on a rusty edge on the track. "I'm free!" she shouted, throwing the ropes into the air. Unfortunately, I become tangled in them, fell to the train tracks, and was crushed by the train. I remember that, through my excruciating pain, I was able to say my theme: "Dumb, dumb, dumb..."