The first recipe is a little something called Angry Beaver Pie.
Ingredients:
Pre-made pie crust
10 cans of canned whipped cream
Red food coloring
*OPTIONAL: bug-shaped sprinkles in any colors
Preparation:
Put out the pie crust cold on the counter. Then, use the whipped cream to fill it until the entire pie is full of whipped cream. After that, take the red food coloring and dash it all over the pie till it looks really weird, bloody and nasty. You are done, unless you chose the optional ingrediant, in which case, you would just sprinkle them onto the pie.
Serving
Serve in any way possible. Better served at christmas or thanksgiving after everyone has a full stomach but before the pepto-bismol breaks out. Make sure to tell people it is called 'Angry Beaver Pie'. When they scream, laugh manically. Cut a piece and eat it with the foam running down your face. Enjoy more screams. Laugh cruelly.

More recipes coming soon!

This is called a birthing chicken. It's rather gross, but what isn't on this site? Try it out; works great on holidays or any normal day.
Ingrediants
Chicken
Cornish Game Hen
Ketchup
*OPTIONAL:Butter
*OPTIONAL: Sour cream
Preparation
Cook until done. Then, cover the chicken's front (down there) with ketchup, then stick the cornish game hen legs first so that it's head side is sticking out. If you want, spread sour cream on the cornish game hen. You can serve butter on the chicken.

coming sooon!