Ran is a little boy who dreams of running around the world and being back for dinner. He also dreams of running a thousand miles and being back for tea. Ran happens to be the worlds fastest runner. He Is also the most attractive. He is poopery's some distant cousin 50000000000 times removed. But anyways, the only thing wrong with him is he wears no clothes! This is about Ran's Adventures. They get changed out periodically, but you can email poopery for an episode if it's not on here.

Episode One:
Once, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away....A boy named Ran dreamt of running around the world...And he did. He had been having breakfast (coffee with poppyseed muffins) when he realized that today was his day. so without further adoe, without even putting undies on, Ran marched out the door, backed up then started running!
On the way to wherever he was, he got a little thirsty. So as he was by the side of the road, he lifted his thumb to hitchhike to the nearest conviennetn store. The only person who stopped was a pretty lady in a red sports car. She had red hair, brown eyes, and the look of someone who had only recently been off drugs. She also looked vaguely familiar...."Are you?...Drew Barrymore????!!!" Ran exclaimed, surprised. Drew pulled off her sunglasses from her head and started chewing on the arm of one. "Yeah." she said. "You look like you need a lift. Hop in!" With this, she trilled loudly and started up a song, All the Small Things by Blink 182. After ran hopped in, she started small talk. "So, I heard you wanted to run 1000 miles." "For today," Ran agreed, "But someday I want to run the entire world in less than 24 hours.
Drew nodded. Then, she pulled over and tried to make out with Ran! "Ah!" Ran exclaimed. "I knew you were a druggie but I didn't know you slept around, too!" Drew looked flattered. "Awww, that's so sweet! Get out of my car now!" So Ran meekly got out, and she zoomed off, covering him with dust.
Then, since Ran was really tired, his mailman came and carried him home. Ran's mom gave him a frosty chocolate milkshake!

Episode One:
Once, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...A boy named Ran lived. He enjoyed eating tea and cookies and also running. He ran so much, that his parents named him Ran.

After Ran's tramatic experiance with Drew Barrymore, which shall now be known as the Drew Blairymore Project, he stayed home for a few hours. Then, since his blood has coursing with sugar, he decided to go and try to run around the world again. HOPEFULLY a slutty druggie wouldn't stop him this time.

Without even a word of goodbye to his mother or mailman (his mother and mailman liked to hang out, probably because his mother had a very nice can), Ran darted out of his door. "Lalala!" he screamed. He ran down the road as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog, whose game he enjoyed greatly. His screams of "la" changed to screas of "ah!" as a pink sports car drove up. Who was in it? Ran gaped at it as the tinted window rolled down and...

"Renee Zellenweger!" Ran gasped. She was all pimped out for Chicago, too. Or Chigago, as the mailman often referred to it. Zellenweger laughed and opened the door. "Get in! I'm on a road trip to California, we're going to San Francisco." Ran's eyes got big. "That gay place? Whoot! Are bis allowed there?" Ran did not know if he liked women or men better, so he classified himself as bi. Zellenweger laughed again. Ran hopped into the car. This time, they actually made it to their destination. Sadly, Ran did not like the Rammstein song that Renee put on the CD. It was not Amerika, the only Rammstein song he enjoyed. He started screaming in terror at their scary voices and Zellenweger threw him out of the car because people thought she was kidnapping him.

Thankfully, Ran's trusty mailman came and rescued Ran. Since Ran's legs fell asleep from sitting in the car, his mailman carried him home. They had frosty chocolate milkshakes!