This is a parody of J.R.R Tolkien's the Lord of the Rings. I do not lay claim to any of the material in Lord of the Rings. All I am doing is making fun of it. Don't steal anything either, 'cause I made all the funnies up!

Episode One:
Pogo was at the baker's shop. He had to pick up Big Bill's cake for the party. It was going to be a giant cake (those grubbits eat a lot) so Pogo had brought along a few friends. Namely Mary, Penguin, and Pam. They were all standing outside holding three corners of a large white sheet that they would carry the cake in, and they were all looking apphrensive. Mary was even starting to cry. Why? The cake weighed over 200 tons, thats why! But it was a marvelous, 200 layer chocolate cake with cherry cream frosting in between the layers and chocolate-cherry frosting covering each layer. It had maraschino cherries allllll over it, but not so many that they ruined the effect. Pogo was starting to eye the bright red and green frosting roses hungrily. He looked around for a minute, then plucked one off and swallowed it before the security on the cake kicked in. Yes, those grubbits have security and and insurance on their food. He managed to get it out of the door and onto the white tarp to carry it. He and his friends groaned as they picked up the cake and carted it to the Party Place. Hanson was already setting up, although it was but midday. Pogo waved at them and almost dropped the cake, which enmsued loud gasps from his friends. Hanson looked rather worried; they had bought new clothes for this performance and they didn't want them ruined by chocolate-cherry cake!
From the pages of Lord of the Beans: The Fellowship of the Bean