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*you know you're a redneck when... (page 2) You think Possum is "The Other White Meat" You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. You and your dog use the same tree. Your father executes the "pull my finger" during Christmas dinner. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. You take a six-pack cooler to church Your family tree has no forks. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. :: next (howdy, y'all!) :: return to quicksink (wanna touch my pig?) |