*you know you're a redneck when... (page 4)
Last year you hid yer kids'
Easter eggs under cow pies.
You own a homemade fur coat.
You refer to the time you won a free can of oil
oil as "THE DAY MY SHIP CAME IN."
You've painted a car with house paint.
Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.of motor
Your idea of high-quality entertainment
is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
On Thanksgiving Day you have
to decide which pet to eat.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You go to the family reunion
looking for a date.
The antenna on your truck is a danger to
low flying airplanes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You clean your nails with a stick.
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