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*you know you're a redneck when... (page 7) You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Your local ambulan Your girlfriend has ever called your parents "Ma and Pa". You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun. Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space. You think mud wrestling should be an Olympic sport.ce has a trailer hitch. Your grandfather can sense a storm coming by a mysterious twitching in his knee Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a hospital for injured fowl. The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hurt them. You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor. You have more than 2 used pampers rolling around in the back of your truck. You consider pickled deer organs a delicacy. You and your wife celebrate your anniversay at the K-mart cafeteria. You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case". You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'. You've ever strained your tea through a flyswatter. Your mother is hairier than your father. Instead of flossing you use a plunger. Your grandma can bench press a ruck axle. Your mom kisses you goodnight and you go to school the next day and say you've met your future wife. Your favorite fruit is chicken. You've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick. Your best Sunday clothes include your John Deere baseball cap. You can chew your own toenails. You think its okay to have your 6 year old babysit your 5, 4, and 3 year old. Your dog's shots are up to date but your children's aren't. You use the water in your toilet to bob for apples. Your whole family sleeps in the same bed. You've ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present. Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife. Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer. You need a dictionary to spell your name. You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off. You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds. You have more tires in your yard than on your trucks. :: jokes index :: quicksink |
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