Just to let you know, this is not meant to be taken seriously. I could never kill someone. Seriously.
1. Choke her with her tie.
2. Set a mob of old ladies after her.
3. Tell her she's not a good singer. Her head will explode.
4. Tell her her fans sent her a baby bear as a present. Laugh as she gets mauled by the discontinent mama bear.
5. Hide explosives in her food and then celebrate.
6. Pour holy water on her.
7. Sing hymns from the bible in her face and watch as she melts.
8. Hell, just shoot her. No use waiting.
9. Zoo. Hippos. You get the idea.
10. Take her to see the kind doctor...Kevorkian.
11. Tell her the punk craze is over and watch her futily try to change to the new fad. Her head will burst.
12. Pour water on her and watch her short-circuit.
13. Put her in a cage with the fans of the Sex Pistols, The Clash, and The Ramones. I think you know what comes next.
14. Tell her Hot Topic went out of business.
15. Put her in a room with ME and a box of matches. I'll come out fine.
16. Tell her Blink-182 isn't punk and watch her hissy-fit herself to death.
17. Tell her the new craze is dressing as the pink power ranger and send her out to her next concert. She'll be so humiliated, she'll kill herself.
18. Ask her to play something on the guitar and watch her explode from trying to figure out how the hell you use it.
19. Ask her to do a trick on the skateboard and watch her get impaled while doing an ollie.
20. Make her listen to her own CD.
Submissions
Sent in by Scott M.
Tie her to a pipe and grind over her stuggeling body >=D
Sent in by Caitlin
Unleash a blood thirsty rottweiler on her and watch as it chases her down the street. There are 4 rottweilers next door, I'll just ask to borrow one.
Sent in by Free Dumb
1. Put her in an arena with people from my Tae Kwon Do class who hate her, and watch the limbs fly.
2. Cover her in red paint and send her to the running of the bulls.
3. Staple her head to a heavy safe while she's asleep, when she wakes up she'll snap her neck seriously injuring herself or maybe even killing herself.
Sent in by [email protected]
hire violent j and shaggy to kill her.....even tho they'd do it for free
Sent in by Briana G.
1.) Switch her water bottle with poison, while she is on stage watch her choke to death.
2.) Get her while she is sleeping. Put her in a small, white room with a tiny, tiny little window. Have her hanging in the hair, feet strapped so she can't kick. Then get a nice sharp knife, open her up, rip out her vocal chords and brain. No need to replace them.
Sent in by Sarah M.
1.) Torture her with safetypins while she has visions of green radioactive wombats reeking havoc in an inflatable church full of anorexic nun.
2.) Give her a sex change and have a big fat guy named Bubba rape her/him/it/avril until she dies.
Sent in by Ben H.
1. push her in2 the pit at a cannibal corpse gig.
2. Get some of her fans (those poor deluded people) to persuade her to stage dive. Her fans, being the wussies they are, will back off, leaving her to land flat on her face on the hard cold ground. Mwhahahaha
3. Get some freaky scientists to create the ultimate anti-capitalist/ goth/ punk/ tortured artist/ avril-hater. The first thing it'll do is go and kill avril with it's bare hands. :D
4. Avril. Hair. Lighter. Burn.
5. Hire the mafia. Nobody wants to be in debt to a gang all their life, but avril CANNOT go on living.
Sent in by Caroline Louise R.
1. i think a fun way would be to get 175 old people rip its eyes out n pour petrol in the empty eye sockets and then stick candles in them and light them and then watch her die whilst singin happy deathday.
Sent in by Sascha
Staple her to A wall and gather all of the Avril haters and let them throw knives at her mUAHAHA!
Sent in by Michelle B.
Take a dull spoon and carve her open.
Sent in by Holly K.
1. force her to listen to real punk music.
2. have her take a poll on how many anti-avril
sites there are compared to fans sites and she
will commit suicide
Sent in by Majik Ninja
1. Put her in an empty room with real punks, real goths, and some
juggalos.
Someone's not going to survive.
2. Voodoo her ass
3. Grab her tie and throw it at a ceiling fan and watch her joyfully get
shredded to pieces
4. Next time she falls asleep, get Freddy Krueger on her pop ass.
-Avril is white trash and is a redneck, which the Insane Clown Posse
despise
more than anything. Self-explanatory.
You wanna send in some deaths? E-mail me and send them in with your name! Wizzle.
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