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3/3/04---OW OW OW

Oh God. I'm REALLY sorry to everyone who's emailed me lately. I have been ridiculously busy, but I finally got everything up to the best of my abilities. We have some new stuff in the "Why We Hate Her" section, two new members, and a few more ways to kill her. I'm sorry, everyone. I've been really bad lately. Oh, and completely off the topic for a minute, Hot Hot Heat is my new favorite band. Oh yeah. Donut Radio

1/25/04---Happy Birthday, RATL!

Okay, guys. Once again, I'm sorry for not emailing everyone lately or updating, but I've finally gotten around to it, so we have some new members, some more ways to kill Avril, and a song. The other day was also the one-year anniversary of RATL, so it's, you know, special. In honor of our birthday, we're having a little contest. Click here for the guidelines of this thing. Have a nice day or something. Donut Radio

12/19/03---ownies

Oh my God. I am SO sorry to everyone who's emailed me since last month. I haven't put you up yet. I haven't had a lot of time lately, so I'm finally getting around to it. Again, Ness, Stephanie, Amanda, Needles, Ben, I'm sorry. Well, now you guys are either members or have your killing methods up. I need to find some more free time >_< PS JOIN THE MESSAGE BOARD PLZ KTHX <3 Donut Radio

11/20/03---PIE *die*

Wow, 19 days since the last update. I've gone longer. Anyway, we have another member (\m/ Kazzie) who actually praised something I said ;; I'M HONORED. feal teh loev. I want to try to scan a few things I found in some magazines, but my scanner decided it doesn't like me anymore. It was working for a while in August and September. I'm hoping I'll get a little inspiration to analyze some more lyrics, but...That's just not working out right now. Also, on an entirely unrelated note, I like Hot Hot Heat. Later. Donut Radio

11/1/03---why did you punch me

Hey, Donut Radio again. We have yet another member. Yeah, I know her from school and stuff (wordupomgwtflol Emily), so uh, yeah. That's it. Later. Donut Radio

10/18/03---omgwtflol

Hey, I haven't updated in a while, have I? We joined the Top 100 Anti-Avril sites, but I'm not going to pressure you into voting for us (PLEASEWERECOOL) because we're modest like that (EGOTISTS). That's it. I'm have some more work to get to now (LISTENING TO FLOGGING MOLLY AND EATING POPCORN), so I'm gonna go. Seeya.* *I have to credit Mr. Subliminal for this thing, so, uh, whatever. Donut Radio

9/24/03---GTFO MY CASTEL

Hey, we have another update finally! We have a link to the Ultimate Anti Avril Site, which is great, mind you. Jay, who owns it, linked to us, so I must say, "Thanks, Jay." Uh, that's it. KTHXBAI. Donut Radio

9/5/03---LOL I DIED

Today is making me sad. Today would be my grandma's birthday, but she died in July, so...You get the idea. Anyway, we have another member, this time from someone I know in real life (Hello, Danielle). So, uh, that's all for now. Bye. Donut Radio

9/2/03---woh taht was coll

Alright, alright, I know I updated just a few hours ago, but we have a new member (I LOVE YOU AARON ;;). Just thought I'd let you know. Seeya. Donut Radio

9/2/03---All I wanted was a Pepsi

Well, we have two new members (Caroline, Kaja, thank you both *bow*), a new poem, and a new way to kill Avril. Yeah. That's all. Bye. Donut Radio

8/30/03---I WANT TO LIVE (CAKES, PIES)

Hey! I finally got the Analyzing Lyrics section up! I told you I'd do it! Aren't I great? Donut Radio

8/30/03---I'm gonna have to tell you to shut up...Anthony

Jeez haven't been here in a while. I got up another parody this time it comes from the mind of Weird Al (a wonderful artist) it's off his new album Poodle Hat. Check it out yes? Free Dumb

8/17/03---I'M FAT FOR TEACHER

Another member. Still no work on the Analyzing Lyrics section. Jesus, the past few updates have been the same, haven't they? Oh, well. My birthday's on Tuesday, not that it matters. Donut Radio

8/8/03---PWNED

Still no work on the Analyzing Lyrics section (I've been out of town), but we have a new member. That's all. Bye. Donut Radio

7/27/03---I got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell

Tiny update, but man, it's been a while since I did anything here, huh? I added another member (Sup, Alan?). That's all. I wish I could figure out how to start the "Analyzing Lyrics" section. I'll figure it out. Bye. Donut Radio

7/10/03---Don't Insult Me

I'm back. We just got a bunch of new ways to kill Avril and another member, so I'm gonna thank all those guys =). So, uh, that's about it. Bye. Donut Radio

6/26/03---And don't think I don't know I'm doing a Scottish accent

I've sure been busy here lately, haven't I? I have a new link and a new way to kill Avril. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a ranting to do on the message board. Donut Radio

6/25/03---God Save the Queen

What's up, everybody? I put up a parody of "Sk8er Boi" that Avalon sent me (=D). On another note, I'm taking down the "Versus" and "Chibi RATM" sections because they aren't going anywhere. "Versus" was gonna be boring and "Chibi RATM" might make a comeback if I get my scanner fixed. Oh well. Bye. Donut Radio

6/20/03---Don't know what I want but I know how to get it

Hello, everyone. It's been a while since I've updated, hasn't it? Oh well. Anyway, we have a new member (thanks, Cate!), and I realized something. It's been almost half a year since I got the site up, and it's still not done all the way. It makes me embarrassed. I better work. Bye! Donut Radio

6/9/03--- Tench ain't Latin

Hey peeps, I got a new little thingy up. It's a re-vamp on one of her songs submitted from the wonderful mind of avrilzaCNT. Check it out! Free Dumb

6/3/03---Jane Says

Well, I just got the best news of my life. The other day, I was reading the newspaper, when I see an article with a picture of Avril's hideous gourd over it. I read on and discover the horror: "Sk8er Boi" is being made into a movie. Kill me fucking now. Avril has already contaminated the radio and television waves, why can't she just leave the movie industry alone? We need SOME source of entertainment. All I have now are my CDs. I'm not going to go through this without a fight. Sk8er Boi?! A movie?! Oh, the overabunding joy. Donut Radio

5/21/03--- It's crazy

Hey, long time no update I added some more ways to kill Avril. Free Dumb

5/17/03---Bust a cap

Alright, I added another link, this time to No Talent Idiot. Azrael linked to me first, so I said "=)". The place is hilarious. Check it out. Donut Radio

5/16/03---Rock the casbah

Well, I got an interesting instant message tonight. I put it up on the hatemail section. Heh. People. Haven't they heard of the Constitution? Donut Radio

5/5/03---Won't you be my neighbor?

Alright, I got another way to kill Avril, so I updated that part (Thank you, Caitlin!), but as far as I know, we got suspended from the webring. They said it was because I didn't have the code right, so I fixed it, so I'll try to get back on there eventually. =P. Bye. Donut Radio

4/29/03---w00t

Well, I submitted the site to a couple websites and a webring, and I already got an e-mail from a fan of the place! Avalon (that's who e-mailed me; they're a member now, by the way) suggested I should make a fanmail page. I might as well, I've gotten more fanmail than hatemail, which I guess shows something =). Heh. Bye. Donut Radio

4/29/03---Happy da!!!11

Word up. I put up another link, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with Avril. It's my friend's band's site. Anyway, I also discovered a link to HERE at Avril Sux, which was the inspiration for this place. ;;. I feel so honored. I'll try to get something else up, but I say that every time I update. =P Donut Radio

4/28/03---ogm noe

Oh my God, I haven't updated in almost two months. Well, I finally got up the "Still Like Avril?" section up, and I'm hoping I'll be able to get some more stuff up. I'm not very busy, I'm just extremely uninspired right now. Oh well. Bye. Donut Radio

3/5/03---=D

WHAT'S UP? Donut Radio here. I'm finally updating again, can you believe it? I've been a little busy lately. =P. We have two more members! I have them up on the Members page. I'm putting a link to the message board up on the menu. Seeya soon! Donut Radio

2/22/03---Anti-Avril Poem

Hey peeps it's Free Dumb, I got a poem up that I wrote. It's okay I tried to make it rythm as best as I could...it's not my best work but it fills the shoes. Free Dumb

2/08/03---Schnurr

What's up? Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I got up the quiz section and the poll up and I only have one quiz in there, but I'm working on the "versus" thing and it takes a while. It's kinda long. Anyway, once I'm done with that, I'll try to make another quiz. It's gonna kick ass. Bye. Donut Radio

1/27/03---I have seen the top of the mountain

Hey. Donut Radio again. I got the hatemail page up because I got a flame. I also posted my response. This is definitely going down as a turning point in RATL's history book. Donut Radio

1/27/03---woosh

Hey it's Free Dumb again bringing you another update. Fan fiction section is now up all we need now is for you to send them in. More to come shortly have a nice day. P.s.--in response to Natasha's update, I'll be adding my response to the mail also as I feel this event is too important to miss out on. Free Dumb

1/26/03---huzzah

Hey it's Free Dumb, Donut Radio's been working on the site and she's got all of 'the basics' section up. Oh yeah and we've also got a message board click Here to visit. Free Dumb

1/23/03---Fo Wizzle

What's up? Donut Radio again. I got the staff bios for me and Limp Trisquit up, as well as the contact page and the why page. Finally, some actual content. Hurrah. Donut Radio

1/22/03---Donut Radio sez

Hey. Donut Radio here. I got the layout and stuff up and I'm working on some more. I'm hoping that Limp Trisquit will send some stuff in soon. Anyway, have a look around. Enjoy. Donut Radio