This brilliant piece of literature (and no, I'm not being sarcastic) was sent in by my buddy, Limp Trisquit, who we all love. Tell him you love him.
Alright, now for the guy's point of view. Avril is plain and simple, ugly. I'm just pointing to the fact. For the first reason, let me ask her one question, how many whales had to die to produce the ton of make up on your face? I mean come on, ever heard of natural? I know I don�t speak for every guy but she looks like a circus clown reject. Hey, and what about her new fashion statement? Whoa nelly, lets round up all the pop princess wannabes in the world and make them wear a tie. I mean sure everyone has fashion sense, but Avril has none, hers is a fabricated product of MTV or �Moronic Teen Videos�. She�s just 2003�s version of Madonna, only Avril will never be as popular, she�ll never be anything more then a flash-in-the-pan teenie bobber. Come on Avril, go back to your pom pons and let some actual musicians get a chance. I mean, your so-called good looks are not why people listen to music; it�s the music, too bad you have enough marketing power to blind the millions of poor music listeners that you can actually sing.
How about this little gem: her music also sucks. She has no talent, I�m real sure playing guitar on �Complicated" was real tough. Come on, you�re 18, you have no idea what the hell you�re singing about. For Christ sakes, we got Alanis Morissette, at least she was talented, catchy, original, and actually knew what she was singing about. She was an adult, Avril, you are not, just some MTV hoe, and thats made it big. I saw on the billboard charts how you had to climb to that number two spot. Geez, are people seriously blinded by your obvious stupidity? At least admit you�re pop, not punk, punk is original, and punk is Rancid, not Blink182 or Good Charlotte. So, Miss Sk8er Boi, get over yourself, take your money and run, before we label you a one hit wonder.
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