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"I don't wanna be no fake pop shit"
I spy with my little eye a...double negative! I guess that means Avril DOES want to be some fake pop shit.
Too late, you are shit who sings pop. In fact I think we'll crown you Queen Bubble Gum ruler of all the gay retards that make up the "Pop" world. But lemme "Pop" your bubble Avril, you suck, always will, go get a job at Burger King.
Good because you are REAL pop shit, now lets try fake rock/and or punk shit and you'd be right on target....but really I mean you ARE those.
"I dress cool and I look hot and if you don't like it, suck it"
I'd rather not suck anything on your being, Avril dearest. You're not terribly attractive, either. Try a little harder. Then we'll talk.
suck this *points to her butt*
Suck it? Oh wow, now you're a transexual. Transexuals don't look hot, so go put on your jock strap, take off the fake wig and go masturbate with Justin Timberlake, I'm sure he has gay porn stored somewhere.
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff?"
Fact is you wouldn't. Blonde really is your true hair color isn't it? Sex Pistols compared to Avril, punk either changed, or shes a fucking poser.
Funny that she doesn't know who the Sex Pistols are, yet she makes herself out to be the biggest punk rocker ever. Learn your history, Avril. I don't know, maybe you shouldn't. True punk music might scare you. It's not about guys on MTV.
Well you're a retard if you don't know who they are...they basically started punk music fool
"I hate makeup and shit like that, if you wanna express yourself, do it in your music."
What about all that eye liner and lip gloss you wear? Hmm. Bizarre.
Yea..nice processed whale blubber on your face. Avril you're caked it it, it's obvious that someone spend hours of pain staking time trying to cover your true ugly face. Too bad it didn't work. Also, if you're expressing yourself in your music...that's just sad...listen to your own cd lately?
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"Even before, I knew what, like, a record was, I knew I was going to make one."
I have never heard a dumber statement. Now I've heard everything. *shoots self*
Thats like the stupidest comment I have ever heard. I'm sure a music career came to you in a vision as the doctor slapped your mother, and you layed in a nice mixure of blood and your mother. Please just try to say a comment without "Like", it might make you sound less like a bimbo.
"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser."
Sure, Pink's pretty much Billy Idol with breasts, but look who's talking! Besides, I though you hated pop music, Avril. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
You gotta be fucking joking. Pink a poser? I'm not a big fan of her music, but last tiem I checked she was pretty original. When I listen to you it likes I'm hearing someone wanting to be Alanis Morissette but with the mind of Brittney Spears and as much talent as Milli Vanilli.
Dude Pink's better than you, and look who's talking whore
"I grew up on the mean streets of Canada and I had to survive."
I've already ranted about this, and to keep my blood pressure down, I'm not going to do it again.
Oh my the "mean streets" of Canada. Save it, Alex Trebek survived it, so I guess you had just as much trouble as he did. Hey here's a good idea aye? Why don't you go on jepordy so we can point and make fun of you. Stupid blonde. I'll tape that for sure.
that's classic
"'Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made. Alot of girls wish they could jam on the guitar like I could, but they can't!"
What an inspiring statement. I'm a girl and I can "jam" on the guitar harder than you. Hell, I know Testify. Tom Morello is a guitar genius and learning Rage songs is NOT easy. Learning two chords and playing the guitar on ONE song, though...I'm sure you know how hard THAT is, Avril-chan?
Skater Boy was about as raw as was Michael Bolton and his hardcore pop songs. Oh and don't forget about Culture Club. Oh and can't forget ELTON JOHN! But in reality, I'm sure the girls will survive not being able to "jam" on the strings liek you. Hey where was your name on the Top100 guitarist Avril?
"Punk is like not about the style, its about the music!"
Funny, that's what we've been trying to tell you the whole time. See, this is why I hate hypocrites.
No shit. Maybe you should work on the music too then.
"People like Shakira shouldnt have record contracts. She cant even speak English."
This is what we like to call "racism". It's what I've been trying to get rid of for about 6 years, when I learned what it was. Either way, while I don't like Shakira, she still knows SOME English. Get your facts straight.
Yeah well they let you have one, and you speak stupid. Get off of this "I'm the best trip" learn to be humble, before someone shoots you.
"I wish everyone would stop saying that I'm not "punk"! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the shit I do!"
Okay, this whole statement pisses me off. Avril, you did NOT create punk for this "day and age". For the last time, you bitch, wearing a tie DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PUNK. You are NOT the new Sid Vicious. This astounds me. First you say you don't know who the Sex Pistols are, then you say you're the new Sid Vicious? I don't even think you know who he is. I don't look up to you and I don't want to be you. I wouldn't want to copy your shit anyway. See, it's things like this that make me hate Miss Lavigne even more.
Aren't you the stupid ass bimbo who didn't know who the Sex Pistols were? You still think you're punk? I don't believe so. Rancid is punk ok, Green Day is even punk. Blink182 isn't, and they're more hardcore then you, which is sad. You are just MTV's little slut puppy, the parade you around til lthe next whore with a tie on and blonde hair comes around.
"I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!'"
So you hate your fans? That's just sad. If you don't want preps to be your fans, then you aren't going to have any fans. Preps are your fans because all you make is pop music. Get that through your enormous cranium, for christ's sake.
That kinda sucks for you because that's the only people who listen to you. You're a cheerleader, or an ex one, since you were too stupid to pass high school. Guess what though? Even the dropouts hate you, just dress up like Brittney and keeps your fans happy.
"I'm going to be around for a while. I'm going to make tons of records and keep on writing music and performing and reaching fans."
Shoot me.
Sure you are, I mean I'm sure Japanese fans are just around the corner, then you can make millions and millions of yen. Good job. Hey can you convert yen to dollars Avril? You're gonna need to, because you won't be making US dollars for the rest of your "career"
"It's something about "Sk8ter Boi" that makes it so hard rock. Oh, I know! It's me singing on the fucking track!"
*smacks herself on the head* Get over yourself, please. You're not that great, and you never will be. You have the worst singing voice I've ever heard. Please, just stop. Now.
Naw it's the static.
"The guys I date have to be like me. I can't see myself with some skinny prep guy driving in his daddy's car."
I really feel sorry for the guy who would actually date you. He must have very, VERY low self-esteem if he goes out with you. I know the guy. No life, no talent, no job. Here's your dream guy, Avril!
Naw you would rather have daddy driving you. Little slut.
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