Poser Girl: A Parody by Avalon

"I am so punk I wear a tie" well Avril Lavigne choke yourself and die! No one would care Yes that is fair little kid go cry in despair That's what we want But you go flaunt Your fucking so-called punk-rock! Just go away God you're so gay Wearing those stupid gay ass ties! *You are a poser girl just get over with it girl do you think that we give a damn? About you and your preppy fans! "Oh it's so hard playing guitar" That is just what avril lavigne would say Stop flaunting yourself Bitch go to hell Go drown in a well that is good as well Self-contradicting Isn't so hard For avril lavigne the all-pop star You're still Britney Not the anti You are just faking your fucking self! Repeat * Sorry girl but we found out That you love country so much You even like Shania Twain Jesus Christ that is so gay Too bad that you couldn't see What a prep you have just been Go and be a country girl And ignore this complex world You're a poser Admit it girl Avril we'd like to see your fame die Dump away the ties Go home and cry You are so stupid! Go and die Repeat*