Pointlessly Random.
Welcome to my pointless
homepage. I hope to design it so freakin' confusingly that you
will get nothing out of it no matter how hard you try. And I may
very well succeed. But I will try to put SOME content in here
that you may wish to read. But probably not. Who cares? On to the
welcome statement.
Welcome
Statement
Welcome to
my pointless homepage!!!
Wow. I
sure am glad I got THAT off of my chest. Anyway, now to the
beginning of the pointless crap with which I will fill your
computer...but please remember, it was YOUR CHOICE to go to my
website. I am not responsible for any retardedness or brain-loss
that occurs after the viewing of my stuff, so don't you go and
sue me!
Beginning
of the Pointless Crap
Let me
explain the purpose of this website: THERE IS NO PURPOSE! But
yah. It's all about me, so that describes to you how incredibly interesting
it may turn out to be. But you don't really care. You don't have
much of a life anyway because you are here at my site. But stop
me please, if I sound like I'm rambling purposelessly off into a
crazy retarded equilibrium.
- I
will have my Pointless
Random Stuff page where I just kind of roll off
a bunch of stupid crap that has no purpose to your life
like everything else on my page.
- I
will have my Sing-a-Longs page where
I keep all the songs that I have written for your
enjoyment. Just read and marvel at how aimless my life
is.
- I
will include my newest addition of awesomeness, Smalltown. Just
check it out.
- I
will have a page dedicated to Finding Nemo and a page
dedicated to Pirates of
the Caribbean (awesome movies)!
- I
will have my TOTALLY
CONFUSED page where I am just totally
confused. You may be or may not be interested in this.
- I
will have my Songs &
Quotes page where I place lyrics to songs
that I love (by other bands...but rarely by me) and
quotes (from other people...and sometimes by me) that
will be interesting, but non-educational to your future
livelihood. But who cares? America is all about ruining
the world, isn't it? WHATEVER! Nuke them all!
- I
will have Another
Page that is not quite done with the
process of having its name and content formulated yet.
- I
will have a page called Rock. Go to it
and find out for yourself. (thanks for the idea,
Drewbie!)
- I
will have a Words and
Phrases page about all the retarded stuff I
say...I might explain most of it.
- I
will have my PHOTO
THINGY page where I have a bunch of random
retardation.
- I
will have my God's Page where I
write my favorite verses, Bible studies, stuff God
teaches me, and good stuff like that.
- I
will have an entire page dedicated to The Matrix.
- In
case you are ever REALLY bored, you could visit the Favorites page I
will have.
- I
will have a page where I gather all of my Links together.
- I
will have a page called Boredom in which I
do stupid stuff like on "TOTALLY CONFUSED" and
"Another Page".
- I
will have a page where I tell the tales of The Brave Knight Giliad and his
wondrous quests of nonsense.
- I
will have a page where Drewbie and
Farris ramble pointlessly in our own page
of randomidity.
- Do
you want to get in touch with me or have your e-mail and
response published online? E-mail me!
- I
will have a page that is dedicated fully to Super Summer, the
greatest youth camp ever.
- I
will have Caleb
Maxell's Old Website added to mine because it
was so awesome. (thanks for letting me have it, CM!)
- I
will have a page in which Caleb Maxell and myself review
the popular album "Fallen", by Evanescence.
- I
will have a page exploring the philosophies of the many Doors to Fantasia.
- I
will have a page of Dichotomous
Thoughts that were given to me by a good
friend.
- I
will have a page of Bliss.
- I
will have Drewbie's
Old Website added to mine because it messed up,
but it was awesome. (thanks for letting me have it,
Drewbie!)
- I
will have a Love Advice
Column from the local weird person.
Of course,
there is always the menacing hidden page. []D [] []V[] []D But I won't make
that easy to find...or will I? Just look. You may
be rewarded.
Click here to take a survey of my website!
(but you can't really send it back to me yet...just copy and
paste to an e-mail, if you wish)
Well, that
is just about all the pointless crap I have for you today for my
home page. Now on to the other pointless pages of my site that
will give you no satisfaction.
It is only
mourning on Monday. -Daniel Bailey
You are the 
most
random person ever.
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2003 (c)
Retarded Farris
. CREATED: Tuesday, March 25, 2003 5:26:45 PM