Ah...the great Tuesday, March 25. The beginning of a legacy. You KNOW a page is old when it has a "history page". Or maybe I am just mental. We'll soon find out, won't we?

I remember way back when...when I first began my website. We had just returned from Harlingen, TX on a mission trip the Saturday before (March 22). Drewbie had written some more of his ramblings and I had begun to like the idea. (They were depressing due to his Post-Mountaintop Depression, or PMD.) I enjoyed reading his ramblings and wanted to write some of my own. However, I didn't want to BLATANTLY and OUTRIGHT copy him, so I watered it down a bit...a little less depressing, a little more light-hearted, a LOT more stupid and pointless and silly. And thus were born my Pointless Random Things. At any rate, it all began with those. Then I added the other four pages later that day. I had barely ANY content, but it was still cool. And who were my first visitors? CMac and Drewbie. Who have been my most consistent visitors? CMac and Drewbie. Who will stick with the site to the end? CMac and Drewbie. I need to make a page for you guys. Remind me to do that sometime.

Well, that's all of the history lesson that I have for you today. But just for old times' sake, I have preserved this little "snap-shot" of the humble beginnings of my site. Yes, the links aren't really links and there isn't a hit counter (I did that on purpose, to preserve the historicity). Welp, enjoy!

~Farris
Director of Historicity and Randomidity

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Farris

Welcome to my pointless homepage. I hope to design it so freakin' confusing that you will get nothing out of it no matter how hard you try. And I may very well succeed. But I will try to put SOME content in here that you may wish to read. But probably not. Who cares? On to the welcome statement.

Welcome Statement

Welcome to my pointless homepage!!!

Wow. I sure am glad I got THAT off of my chest. Anyway, now to the beginning of the pointless crap that I load your computer with...but please remember, it was YOUR CHOICE to go to my website. I am not responsible for any retardedness or brain-loss that occurs after the viewing of my stuff, so don't you go and sue me!

Beginning of the Pointless Crap

Let me explain the purpose of this website: THERE IS NO PURPOSE! But yah. It's all about me, so that describes to you how incredibly interesting it may turn out to be. But you don't really care. You don't have much of a life anyway because you are here at my site. But stop me please, if I sound like I'm rambling purposelessly off into a crazy retarded equilibrium.

• I will have my Pointless Random Stuff page where I just kind of roll off a bunch of stupid crap that has no purpose to your life like everything else on my page.
• I will have my Discography page where I keep all the songs that I am working on/have written for your enjoyment. Just read and marvel at how aimless my life is.
• I will have my TOTALLY CONFUSED page where I am just totally confused. You may be or may not be interested in this.
• I will have my Songs & Quotes page where I place lyrics to songs that I love (by other bands...but rarely by me) and quotes (from other people...and sometimes by me) that will be interesting, but non-educational to your future livelihood. But who cares? America is all about ruining the world, isn't it? WHATEVER! Nuke them all!
• I will have Another Page that is not quite done with the process of having its name and content formulated yet.

Of course, there is always the menacing hidden page. []D [] []V[] []D But I won't make that easy to find...or will I? Just look. You may be rewarded.

Well, that is just about all the pointless crap I have for you today for my home page. Now on to the other pointless pages of my site that will give you no satisfaction.

It is only mourning on Monday. -Daniel Bailey

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