Words and Phrases

Well, here is another page that has entirely nothing to do with your life. But you don't care. You've already chosen to waste away a lot of your life anyway just COMING to my webpage alone. By making it to this very page, you have made a statement that you value your life no higher than a lima bean. ...Or maybe you just wanted to read my idiocrities so that you could have a few good laughs. That's just as cool too. ...Sorta.

But anyway. Yes. This page is all about the words and phrases that I use consistently...and a few that I NEVER use...but it is all funny anyway.

• One phrase it seems as if I am ALWAYS asked about is my ever-famous "Rock my watch off". Many people don't and may never fully understand. But here I am, attempting to correct and explain it. Contrary to the popular belief, I am not "racist" against socks: I did not JUST take out the "socks" in "rock my socks off". In fact, it had nothing whatsoever to do with that. I was with some guys from my school last year during a co-ed volleyball tournament game. Everytime the team we were cheering for would score, we would do the "rock on" hand in the air and cheer real loud. One time, after our team scored, I went up for the "rock on" hand and my watch just detached at the band and fell clean off. A guy (scolar Nathan Kinney) turned to me and said, "James, you just rocked your watch off." So from there I have carried on the memory for Nate and I am just hooked on my awesome and original saying. YOU ROCK, NATE!
• I was extremely blessed to be able to travel with my church youth group down to Harlingen, Texas, this spring break to do a sports camp for the local kids. Anyway, all during the trip, whenever my black friend Tony walked into a new place, he would say "What's crackin'?" instead of the typical and generic "what's up?" And he said it so much that I began to catch on and say it as well. So yah. I was really amused that I began to say it when it was pointed out to me. So I have carried on the memory of Tony once again. He is still awesome! ROCK ON, DUDE!

That's all for now. Be sure to look for updates...or if you see me, tell me another phrase you wish to have explained to you.

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