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Question One: What would you say the purpose of this website is?
To educate me in the ways of science
To mock other people's websites
To present absolutely nothing of real value
To be so random that it hurts
Other

Question Two: What would you say you got out of this website under close inspection?
A lot about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness
Not a lot about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness
A lot
Not a lot
Absolutely nothing
What was the question again?
Other

Question Three: What would you say was your favorite part of my website?
Pointless Random Things
Discography
Totally Confused
Songs & Quotes
Another Page
Rock
Words and Phrases
Photo Thingy
God's Page
The Matrix
Favorites
Links
Boredom
Brave Knight Giliad Stories
Friends
Drewbie and Farris Page
Kylie's Page
E-mail Page
Super Summer
Moose-Jaw Tales
Caleb Maxell's Old Website
Evanescence
Doors to Fantasia
False Teachers
Dichotomous Thoughts
Bliss
Drewbie's Old Website
Hidden Pages
This very survey
Other

Question Four: If you wanted to add something to my website, what would it be?

Question Five: If there were something you wanted to take away from my website, what would it be?
The base of my site, my Pointless Random Things
The really random pages (Another Page, Totally Confused, Bliss, Boredom, Messing Around, etc.)
The stupid stories (Brave Knight Giliad, Moose-Jaw Tales)
The ridiculously well-hidden Hidden Pages
The strange Dichotomous Thoughts (just kidding, Danny)
Other people's webpages (Caleb Maxell's, Drewbie's)
Absolutely nothing; it is amazing!
Other

Question Six: If you wanted to change something of my website, what would it be?

Question Seven: Is it time for the end of the "If" questions?
Yes
No
Maybe so
I'm confused

Question Eight: What about my website just sticks in your mind?
The Pointlessness
The Randomidity
The total Retardation
The absolute Worthlessness
The other

Question Nine: Would you ever consider telling your friends about my website?
I already do, GOSH DANG IT!
I've thought about it, but I hate you, so I didn't.
It is funny to laugh at and make fun of, so I guess I will.
I will surely tell my friends about this amazing feat of Website-ness.
I would NEVER tell ANYONE about such a waste of time!
I don't feel inclined to do either.
What was the question?
Yes.
No.
Maybe so.

Question Final: Would you ever consider financially helping me so I can make Pointlessly Random a DOT COM?
Of course!
What is mine is yours!
I have lots of money. Sure I can give you some!
I'd be glad to!
You betcha!
Take some right now! Here is my credit card number! ---; I have a Credit Card. Charge me as much as I have or you need!