Pointlessly Random Staff
Here at Pointlessly Random DOT COM we want to do our best to present you with the most pointless, most random stuff ever! And so far, as our supporters agree with us, we have done a very good job (although our enemies heavily disagree...). But, I just wanted to recognize the briliant staff I have working with me.
I, Farris, am the Director of Randomidity, better known as the Head Retard. I write almost everything for this site and produce it. I spare no expense (because it's all free!) to give you the best of the best of the best, sir! (site that movie for bonus bucks!)
Danny is the Editor of Randomness, and he doesn't know that he is being recognized as an official part of my staff. He puts in long hours (...) to edit and spell-check and grammar-check and scrutinize all of my writings. Without him, Mmost ov my riting wood luk somethin lyke dis.
Drewbie is my assistant Rogue Writer of Randomicity...yes, Randomicity, not Randomidity. Anyway, Drewbie puts in erratic hours of work to write weird things such as "Drewbie and Farris Page" and to help INSPIRE me (have you found the History Page yet?). Anyway, Drewbie is a special part of this staff.
Then there is Caleb Maxell. There really isn't a special Orange Title I can bestow on him, so I will leave it at that. He helps me with a lot of stuff and helps me write amazing things such as "Evanescence" and other such wonders. So you could call him the assistant Rogue Writer of Writings if you were to be so inclined.
Evanescent- adj. Fleeting.
Variations: Evanescence- n. Awesome band..
Sorry. That was very random. Cool word though. Well, when my staff expands, so will the staff page. Until then...
2003(c)Retarded Farris