E-mail Farris!
What more could you do to waste your precious time? However, seeing as how you are at MY site, you probably have LOTS of time to waste. However, the only people that will probably EVER e-mail Farris will be CMac and Drewbie! But that is okay. Here is the deal; if you e-mail me and I think it is somewhat exceptional, I shall place your e-mail and my response on this page! (No, I am not trying to copy a cartoon with a Mexican wrestling mask on with boxing gloves from the popular Homestar Runner. Where would you get that?)
Anyway, you have to e-mail me first. But I suppose that I should tell you what my e-mail address is. Well, as long as it doesn't get into the wrong hands, it is [email protected] . So yes. Go and e-mail me right now. When you get back, I may have answered it. Well, to be sure that your e-mail makes it to the page, but "E-Mail Farris Pointless Stuff" in the Subject line. Otherwise I will just systematically answer your e-mail and nothing special will come of it.
Or, you could just fill out the e-mail form provided and do that. Thanks. CLICK HERE.
So yes. I have just told myself that I need to shut up. Until you e-mail me, there won't be much on this page. So get after it!
2003(c)Retarded Farris