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5.24.02: Nateus strikes again. His scathing wit and obsession with hurting people that are weaker than he may be his best qualities, yet they are not a representation as BUM Rush as a unit. A big, giant unit. Anyway, his new poem, Down with Britain is a friendly doggerel to our loveable, albeit less attractive, (Elizabeth Hurley not withstanding of course) brothers and sisters across the ocean.

5.15.02: Biggs' fascination with Sean Connery has reached a new unhealthy low. His Ode to Connery is just plan wrong.

4.16.02: A study in human nature, by one fukt up man. McCraine locked himself in a closet and took periodic beatings with a wooden bat for the last two months. The result?

3.14.02: We got a new celeb of the month for you. And with St. Patty's day coming up, let all drink a few and then kick his ass. Russell, do you think you're better than us? Do you? Are saying you're better than us? That's it: Celebrity Boxing 2 - Crowe vs. BUM Rush. Prediction... Pain.

2.21.02: It's time to answer the question to end all questions - which former huge star has delved to a level of suck never experienced before in the history of the universe? Vote in the sweet poll below. If you vote for Connery, he's going come to your house to kick your ass.

2.19.02: If you got the time, check out the Ign'ant Ho. It's the Pimp Daddy's personal reference to whether proper Pimp etiquette dictates slapping a ho in the face or taking a cane to the ho's knee before taking all the ho's money.

On an aside, hey brotha, any wrestling fans out there see Hogan come back to the WWF last night? Not only has he offically become a black man, but he pulled off his smoothest leg drop in about 10 years. Hulkamania!

2.06.02: In a classic business move, the site has been totally revamped with no improvement in content, thus, making the 10+ hours of work to do so absolutely pointless. HA-AH! Anyway, please, love this site... and love me... please?

11.13.01: If you have the time [shut it, you do] check out the new poetry on the site by McCraine and Chester. While Biggs is spending all his free time with his new girl - Latex Betsy, and the Pimp is bringing order to the streets and dem bitches, McCraine and Chester are delivering the goods to the site. Testify!

11.06.01: We are privileged enough at BUM Rush to have some great new poetry from the man, McCraine. This guy's been in the trenches and speaks real like Biggs speaks pussy. He has five poems up right now, but as sure as Mr. T will always flaunting the gold, McCraine will bring some more poems to the site.

10.31.01: Got to love NBCi. They pulled the inconsiderate dating move on us. Just pull the site from the server without any warning and maybe they won't know and won't pull a fuss. Right. Thanks. Great work on the screwing us over thing, hope its going well. And thanks for the warning!

But we love Geocities. Seriously, they cool.

6.08.01: Who says that Chester is the second of Ralph Macchio, only without the skills to do a sweet ass craine kick? That doesn't make muich sense, but the point is, Chester has been invited to the 2001 National Poetry Convention in Washington D.C., because of his soon to be published poem, A Slow Walk Up Somber Stairs. Watch out T.S. Elliot and Slyvia Plath - no one has had as many mood altering blows to the head as our bitch, Chester.

5.17.01: [Site Guys Note: NBC sucks, yes they suck, totally, suck.] Who needs advertisements? That's right bitch... well, in reality everyone does... but here in the holy name of poetry we are going back to being balls out ad free (sans top bar) and the unseen zenith mecca (only totally better) of pimp-ass poetry. Ride the cellulose wave in, brotha.

4.10.01: [Site Guys Note: SHUT IT!!! Cause we hate you.] As much as we try around here at the office, occasionally it is just one of the slow times. This is one of those times. Actually, we heard that Chester has almost completed a love poem. Incredible? Well, no, we've heard that Biggs has given Chester a good amount of it. Got it?

4.04.01: Finally, the man Chester has gotten some attention. His poem, Slow Walk Up Somber Stairs, will be getting published in a book entitled "The Silence Within" to be published in the Summmer of 2001. Keep a look out for it, your his only hope.

4.04.01: Well, BUM Rush has changed a little, to make navigation easier by putting the news and celeb information in seperate section. Plus, now Scott Baio is the celebrity catching the Pimp's and Biggs' attention. If you don't like it, well, the Pimp has something he wants to give you, smacka!

3.26.01: The site has a new archived news section for a nice flow through the site. Not that the news we give you is anything to call granny about, but in the immortal words of Terry "Hulk" Hogan, "It's just to give you a little help brotha! Now take your vitamins!"

3.16.01: Can't get your fill of Biggs? (If you've said yes, you might want to take a long hard look at who've you become). But that isn't our problem, so if you've got all of the poetry there is to be had, take a look at Biggs' guest column for the Ign'ant Ho Weekly News. Usually, Biggs is as intelligent as a Charlie Sheen bachelor party, but in the column, he was fortunate to write about something he's had a lot of experience with.

3.6.01: Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles, wasn't witness to Nateus handing over some BUM Rush poetry to the Pimp and Biggs yesterday. We believe the planets aligned and trumpets roared from the heavens as Nateus finally stepped up to the plate and delivered. I guess we owe him an apology, huh? No, we don't.

3.5.01: Who work's the party like we work the party? Alright, Cocksman Creek, the newest member of BUM Rush knows how to work the crowd. And, alright maybe Mr. T does, just check out the star of the month. Like always, BUM Rush is improving, trying to make your stay here better than the month long bender you had your sophmore year of college. And when you wake up out of your stuper, tell us of any problems you had with the site, cause like Mr. Rogers, we\'re listening, neighbor.

2.27.01: Does the insanity ever end! Not when it comes to BUM Rush. Even with the Pimp Daddy's birthday just one day away (that's right - even Pimps have birthdays), we continue to bring the goods. We have a newly added guestbook to let you flow, and more importantly, we got a site that the Pimp Daddy wants you to take a look called the Ign'ant Ho News Weekly - cause any self-respecting Pimp best inform himself.

2.21.01: Well, the changes to the site have been completed, with an all new navigation bar, and new BUM Rush poetry. Hopefully, in the not too distant future, we'll add more BUM Rush to the site.

2.19.01: The site has been updated! And it only took 8 months! Damn! But good news, the newest BUM Rush family member has arrived! It has been long due, but, Chester Cepitreal has joined the family and has provided NEW poetry for the site. View it here. Hopefully, we will be able to get a bio up on the meet the men page as soon as possible.

2.17.01: Nateus sucks. Doesn't he? What a toolbox. Again send him hate mail for bailing on BUM Rush here. If you want to know why he is such an ass, go here.

[Site guys note: Nate actually proved that he wasn't as much of a bitch as we thought he was by giving us some long awaited poetry. So, we guess the need for hate mail to scare his ass right is done. But we're not going to stop you. In fact, we think it's fun.]

2.16.01: Although Nateus is a punk, in the next week or so, you are going to see a drastic overhaul to the sight, including a new guest BUM Rush author. Who? It'sa secret.

2.15.01: Nateus, as usual, did not come through. We had hoped he could be a valuable part of the family, providing some fresh new BUM Rush to the collection. But instead, he decided to punk out as usual and ran away from doing work like Jessy Helms at a gay pride parade. You still still check out the bio at the meet the men page to see what a messed up man he is. Or, if you want to send him hate mail for his total lack of ambition, do it here. Somebody has got to scare this man straight, before the world has to witness his insanity.

BUM Rush tries to give you what you want. If your unhappy with any part of the shiznit, give the men a slap to the face here because bitches will be bitches until a pimp steps in to set them straight.

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